DAILY PODCAST: Your G-Spot is in Your Ears | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Rizz** (2:26)
All right, let's hit it.

**Devon** (2:29)
Little in listener discretion is advised.

**Rizz** (9:45)
Shot out of a cannon this fine Wednesday. You guys feel good? Oh yeah, dude. Mid-week. Everybody I know that's in early bird central that's texting right now, everybody's complaining about being awake. Yeah. Three or four different friends have texted and been like, oh, what are we doing? We're going to be like, oh, we're going to be like, oh, we're going to be like, oh, we're going to be like, oh, we're going to be like, oh, we're going to be like, I'm awake right now. You are awake, Rafe.

**SPEAKER_6** (10:07)
This is real, I thought this was good.

**Rafe** (10:09)
My morning dream.

**Rizz** (10:11)
You're awake on this fine Wednesday. It's Wednesday, right?

**King Scott** (10:14)
It feels like Saturday already.

**Rizz** (10:15)
We've really been burning it hard.

**Lern** (10:18)
I've been burning the midnight oil this week, so I'm like...

**Rizz** (10:21)
You started it off right. You decided to play three hours on a Sunday evening before coming into work at 4 a.m. Put things off for the whole week.

**Rafe** (10:29)
Me, too. I went and did a spot Sunday on Bobby's show at St. Charles, and I was like, what are you doing here, man?

**Rizz** (10:36)
Yeah.

**Rafe** (10:36)
Because I got off a flight, then went in, and then I was like, oh, my gosh.

**Rizz** (10:41)
You know better.

**Rafe** (10:42)
And I've been playing catch-up ever since.

**Rizz** (10:44)
We punish ourselves. We punish ourselves, but that's okay. Hey, man, like Jeff Burton would say, at least I'm not digging holes.

**Rafe** (10:50)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (10:51)
He was always like, oh, man, I'm not digging holes.
I'm not sure he ever dug a hole in his life, compared. But that was a fear of his.

**Lern** (11:00)
I feel like he'd be one of those people like would try to dig like a really deep hole just for issues and gigs, you know, like, ah, let's see how far we can go.