DAILY PODCAST: Went To Paris So You Don’t Have To | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Rizzuto** (2:51)
I think St. Louis demands more, I'll be honest with you.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:54)
It's not as a bastard in there.

**Moon** (2:56)
Welcome back, nerds.

**Rizzuto** (2:57)
Well, thank you guys for holding it down after spending a week in France.

**Rafe** (3:02)
Yeah, Moon Crest.

**Rizzuto** (3:03)
Which we'll get to in a little while. I'll give you a lesson. I went to France so you don't have to.

**Rafe** (3:10)
Oh.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:11)
Okay.

**Moon** (3:13)
I've lost already.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:14)
What do you mean? Come on.

**Moon** (3:15)
Nothing. We'll get into it.

**Rizzuto** (3:19)
Would you think I was just going to be coming home without any complaints?

**Moon** (3:23)
Listen, we'll talk about what I thought when it's time to talk about what I thought.

**Rizzuto** (3:28)
I will tell you, I took copious notes. Copious notes.

**Moon** (3:32)
It's also going to go against me.

**Rizzuto** (3:34)
Really?

**Moon** (3:35)
Yes.

**Rizzuto** (3:38)
Did you guys like the pictures I sent over? I was trying to send over my vacation album.

**Lern** (3:45)
I think those would be great postcards.

**Rizzuto** (3:48)
Yes, a lot of nice things. There were some not nice things as well, but it's fine.
It's fine.

**Lern** (3:57)
Did you get enough baguettes and everything?

**Rizzuto** (3:58)
There were a lot of baguettes. A lot of baguettes. But we'll start with this.
Who got the Amber Alert last night?

**Moon** (4:05)
I got it this morning, and I think it went over 11.25. Is that what my phone said? 11.25.

**Rizzuto** (4:10)
Your phone wasn't screaming at you?

**Moon** (4:12)
Well, maybe.
But I wasn't paying attention. 11.35 last night.

**Rizzuto** (4:18)
11.35 last night.
Listen, I just hit my REM cycle. I'm like, yes. To sleep. And then you go, oh, God, what's going on?

**Moon** (4:26)
I was zoning.
It made the full-on sound of everything for you. Maybe I had that turned off.

**Rizzuto** (4:32)
Oh, that's not good.

**Moon** (4:33)
Well, I don't want to say it out loud, but.

**Rizzuto** (4:35)
So, well.

**SPEAKER_11** (4:36)
That's them kids. I need my sleep. Yeah, yeah.

**Rizzuto** (4:39)
Yeah, no, you're right.

**Devin** (4:41)
Yeah, you know, get abducted during a reasonable hour.