DAILY PODCAST: We Will Always Love You Dolly And Rizz Didn't Do It | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Rizz** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (2:00)
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**Stephen Diener** (2:06)
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**Lern** (2:46)
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**Rafe** (2:52)
All right, let's hit it.

**Rizz** (2:55)
Little listener discretion is advised.

**Moon** (3:15)
Big day.

**Rizz** (3:16)
Well, listen, I, after the show yesterday, I went home and I went to sleep and I just woke up, so what happened?

**Rafe** (3:22)
No.

**Lern** (3:22)
Are you sitting down? What?

**Rizz** (3:25)
Tell me what happened.

**Lern** (3:26)
You know what happened. You know.

**Rizz** (3:30)
Oh, I know what happened.
We finally got a new riverboat down at the Mississippi. Yeah! First one in 40 years. That's what we're talking about. Guys, let me tell you about the Becky Thatcher.

**Lern** (3:42)
No, no.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:43)
This is huge.

**Rizz** (3:46)
You don't want to hear about the Becky Thatcher?

**Lern** (3:47)
Not really.

**Rizz** (3:49)
I mean, for the first time in almost four decades, the St. Louis Riverfront is expanding its fleet.
The Becky Thatcher. Wow. Joining the long-time Tom Sawyer.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:01)
Mean, mean, right?

**Rizz** (4:02)
No? Okay, that's not what we're talking about.
I did not kill Dolly Parton.

**Lern** (4:09)
I went back and listened to the tape.

**Rizz** (4:13)
And?

**Lern** (4:13)
From Monday. And out of all of us that we're talking about her, you were the one who did say.

**Rizz** (4:22)
Who said?

**Lern** (4:23)
Something about, I don't, things are going well for her. She's had to cancel some dates.

**Rizz** (4:27)
She did, which is all true.

**Lern** (4:29)
Her husband has passed, and you were worried about her health.

**Rizz** (4:34)
I was worried about her health.

**Lern** (4:35)
Right. And then I said, we need to stop talking about this.

**Rizz** (4:39)
Well, how do you guys know I don't have an insider?

**Lern** (4:42)
We don't.

**Rizz** (4:43)
You don't know who I know. I may have somebody on the inside over there at the Dolly Parton camp.

**Lern** (4:49)
Nashville Hotel.

**Moon** (4:50)