DAILY PODCAST: We Are Just Stuffed Animals In Your Room | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Scott** (0:54)
All right, let's hit it.

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**Scott** (1:04)
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**Rizz** (1:15)
Good morning, everybody. It is August 20th and we are live.
Well, ain't a leakage. Leak of some kind.

**Lern** (1:38)
I don't know.

**Rizz** (1:40)
Not of the anal variety, but of the sewage variety.

**Lern** (1:43)
I did check myself before I wrecked myself. Like, I was like, is it me?

**Rizz** (1:46)
When was the last time you showered?

**Lern** (1:48)
Last night, at 7 o'clock.

**Rizz** (1:50)
I believe you.

**Lern** (1:51)
Okay, well, there's a sewage smell in our parking lot here at Hubbard Media that connects Creek Corps. What's up?

**Rizz** (1:58)
I didn't smell it. It was, wasn't there a water main leak?

**SPEAKER_11** (2:04)
I think there was one or two, right?

**Scott** (2:06)
Maybe that's what it is. In the area here?

**SPEAKER_11** (2:08)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (2:08)
But I thought it was last week.

**SPEAKER_11** (2:10)
Yeah, there was a big one that was a couple weeks ago, but just over the weekend, there was one that hit a couple spots around that.

**Scott** (2:16)
Good sewage.

**Rizz** (2:20)
All right, well, speaking of that, speaking of sewage and disgusting things, let's take a look at some of the stories that we've heard. I saw a story about a guy who was hanging out with his buddy in Florida, and they were jumping off a dock into some particular body of water, and they saw a giant manatee float up close to the dock. Well, rule number one is you never ever touch a manatee.

**Rafe** (2:47)
It's not just a rule, it's a law.

**Rizz** (2:49)
It's a law.

**Rafe** (2:50)
Yeah, those are sea cows. Those are protected sea cows.

**Rizz** (2:53)
Never touch a manatee.

**Rafe** (2:55)
I think it is a pretty stiff thinking, especially if you're like film doing it.

**Rizz** (2:59)
I believe, and look this up, I think there was a kid who just got arrested for kicking a manatee.

**Rafe** (3:05)
Oh my gosh. Yeah, sentenced to death, I think.

**Lern** (3:08)
Well, that's fine.

**Rizz** (3:09)
Yeah, look that up. And there's a video of this A-hole.

**Lern** (3:13)
I don't want to see that.

**Rafe** (3:14)
Man, we got into animal cruelty really fast.

**Lern** (3:16)
There was a guy that kicked a sea lion.

**Rafe** (3:18)
He was 18 years old, rather than a manatee. That doesn't count.

**Rizz** (3:20)
Was that in Florida?

**Rafe** (3:22)
It's got to do with the Rock.

**Lern** (3:23)
This was, oh yeah.

**Rizz** (3:24)
Well, the Rock was in Seattle.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:25)
Yeah, this was in Florida. Or up in Washington.

**Rizz** (3:27)
This is in Florida.

**Lern** (3:28)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:29)
So, sea lion?

**Lern** (3:30)
Sea lion.

**Rafe** (3:31)
How could you kick a cute animal? The sea lion is down in Florida. I've never seen them there.

**Rizz** (3:34)
There's not many of them.

**Lern** (3:36)
Well, so violators face severe penalties, including up to one year in federal prison, fines reaching $100,000.

**Rizz** (3:42)
Okay, so, and this sea lion was just chilling on like a wall.

**Rafe** (3:45)
Minding his own business.

**Rizz** (3:47)
Minding his own business.

**Lern** (3:48)
What a cool lion, dude.

**Rafe** (3:49)
You're smoking a cig, actually.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:50)
He's a big sea lion.

**Lern** (3:53)
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. San Diego.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:56)
I see Florida and I see San Diego. The guy doesn't know what it's talking about with the Google reviews.

**Rafe** (4:01)
Yeah, La Jolla, that's, you know, they take over the beaches down there. They're really cool, but man, they stink and they...

**Rizz** (4:07)
Ugh, what, the sea lions?

**Rafe** (4:09)
Yeah, you've been to La Jolla? They're wild.

**Rafe** (4:11)
They're lions, dude.

**Rizz** (4:12)
I've never been to San Diego, nor have I ever seen a sea lion outside of a zoo situation.

**Rafe** (4:18)
It's like the super rich place where like Mitt Romney and a couple of other folks have some houses, like crazy, crazy houses, just...