DAILY PODCAST: There Is No Sheila Off Road Knobbin | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**Lern** (0:57)
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**Rafe Williams** (1:01)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:21)
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**Rafe Williams** (1:27)
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**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
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**SPEAKER_6** (1:47)
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**SPEAKER_8** (1:53)
All right, let's hit it.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:56)
Little, little listener discretion is advised.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:17)
Hello, everybody.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:18)
Hi.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:18)
It's Monday. It is the last day of August, August 31st. It's 2026 and we are coming at you, that's right.
It's a one in one out at the Rizz Show. That's right. Moons out, Lerns in.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:30)
Tis the season.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:31)
We always have to have one designated survivor just in case somebody rolls a grenade in here.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:36)
You never know.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:36)
The show could go on.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:37)
Yeah, that's how we roll.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:38)
So this is Moon's turn to be out. He's in an undisclosed location.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:42)
Yes, as we always are.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:43)
Somewhere in the Baltic Sea. He's somewhere in the Pacific, literally.

**Scott** (2:49)
Deep in the Pacific.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:50)
Deep in the Pacific, somewhere, parts unknown. We're on Baby Watch officially.

**Scott** (2:55)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:55)
So we're now ready to watch.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:57)
We are now one day past due.

**Scott** (2:59)
Yep.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:00)
Scott's still, I'm waiting for the phone call.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:02)
Do you have your ringer on?

**Scott** (3:04)
Yes. Oh my god.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:05)
Do we have our predictions still, or was that a Moon thing?

**SPEAKER_10** (3:09)
Moon has them somewhere.

**Scott** (3:10)
It's right here. And then I have backup prediction over there.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:13)
What was my prediction?

**Scott** (3:14)
Let's get it pulled up here. We got.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:16)
Cause I'll probably be right.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:20)
I think yours may have come and gone.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:22)
It might be today.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:23)
No, September 2nd, 9 a.m. All right, yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:27)
Lern's out.

**Scott** (3:28)
I'm out. Oh, you're out.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:30)
If you don't happen today, Moon's out.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:31)
Well, I'm out date-wise, but I could get the weight and the poundage or the poundage and the height.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:36)
I said today at 11:15 p.m. Moon said today at 6:47 p.m. Tomorrow. Moon's tomorrow.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:45)
Today's the 31st.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:46)
Eight pounds. Oh, I said tomorrow too then. I thought today was the first.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:49)
No, it's the 31st. Hey, last day of August, man. Live it up.
Live it up. If you had stuff to do before August is over. Oh, this man right here, Rafe Williams went to the DMV on Friday. How about that?

**Scott** (4:04)
Oh, heck yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:05)
Wow, outstanding.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:07)
His car is now in compliance with the rules of Missouri. Good for you, buddy.

**Scott** (4:14)
Does that feel good?

**SPEAKER_11** (4:16)
In some ways, yes. In some ways, no.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:20)
I feel like that rebel spirit is gone.