DAILY PODCAST: The Northern Most Bean Of America | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Rafe** (0:00)
Hey, it's Rafe, I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American Morgan. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get scam letters left and right.

**Moon** (0:05)
You know, Rafe, that information, you close your loan is public record, so people get all kinds of junk in the mail. This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone. After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends. Your home is the biggest investment you're gonna make in your life. Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?

**Rafe** (0:21)
Call the guy you can count on, it's Stew, 314-324-4440, or Google the bagel loan, it's number 226-715.

**Lern** (0:30)
Phoenix has bizarre crime.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:32)
The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:36)
People are like, well, are we safe?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:38)
These are sexual savings.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:40)
Two grisly homicides.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:42)
I know I didn't kill anyone.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:44)
But solving these murders is just the beginning.

**SPEAKER_8** (0:47)
That can't be his first rodeo.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:49)
This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

**SPEAKER_9** (0:59)
On a July morning in 1991, Detective Mike King's life changed forever.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:04)
I don't think I'll ever forget that first moment when I saw her.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:07)
A young woman made a startling confession. She'd recently been a member of a cult.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:12)
I had to consider the fact that her involvement meant that she could actually be one of the predators.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:17)
Gardens of Evil, inside the Zion Society cult, is the fifth season of the award-winning series, American Nightmares. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, wherever you listen.

**SPEAKER_11** (1:43)
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**SPEAKER_12** (1:46)
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**SPEAKER_10** (1:49)
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**SPEAKER_12** (2:21)
Yeah, it's an early morning.

**Scott** (2:23)
Do I?

**SPEAKER_14** (2:24)
I did get a little bit burned here. I'll catch you up on my cruise. I went on something called the Cali Country Cruise.

**Scott** (2:31)
How'd you get burned that far up on your arm?

**SPEAKER_14** (2:33)
I know. I had no shirt on at one point there, Scott.
And you know, so I was working, and my days off were spent working. I was playing with the band. I'll tell you all about, like I said, on the Cali Country Cruise from Long Beach, California, all the way down to Ensenada, Mexico. And you guys had a warmer day than I did.

**Lern** (2:54)
Really?

**SPEAKER_14** (2:55)
We landed yesterday and it was hotter than heck, dude. 100-something degrees, I guess.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:59)
I guess you guys have been dealing with this for a number of...

**Lern** (3:01)
It's going to be all week.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:02)
Okay, so I'll get into the cruise in a second, but catch me up. What did I miss? How was your guys' weekends? How was the week, beginning of the week?

**Lern** (3:09)
I had a great time in Colorado. It was excellent.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:11)
Anything special happen?

**Lern** (3:14)
Roadie bikes to wineries, which was pretty fun.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:16)
All right.

**Lern** (3:17)
I went to a Honky Tonk in Denver. Yeah, it was great.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:21)
A Denver Honky Tonk.

**Scott** (3:22)
She rode a bull.

**Lern** (3:23)
I did ride a bull. Everyone in my family rode a bull.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:25)
You got to be kidding me.

**Scott** (3:25)
I want to see Jill on that. That's awesome.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:26)
How have I not seen video of this?

**Lern** (3:28)
Well, that is because it's secret. It's top secret.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:31)
There is no video?

**Lern** (3:32)
No, there is.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:33)
Is it going to be posted on the Rizz Show websites? Nah.

**SPEAKER_12** (3:35)
At R-I-Z-Z Show.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:37)
Everyone wants to see that.

**Lern** (3:38)
No, no, no. Come on. I have my mom. I got my sister. I got me.
The only one that has all of them is Tim Elwell. You have to get him through his hands. Did you like it? You like Colorado? I love Colorado. We go up there at least once a year because my sister lives out there.
It's just so different. We drove four hours to Palisade and that highway 70 I didn't drive to Palisade, but I drove back to Denver on Sunday. Man, you know how I like to drive fast. There is no driving fast on those Colorado. The speed limit is 75, but it's so windy.

**Scott** (4:11)
Oh, yeah.

**Lern** (4:12)
It freaked me out. I was trying to do my normal 80 and I had to take it.