DAILY PODCAST: The Little Potato Tree in Fart Corner | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Rafe** (0:14)
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**Lern** (0:23)
All right, let's hit it.

**Rizz** (0:25)
Little in listener discretion is advised.

**Scott** (0:33)
Rizzuto.

**Moon** (0:44)
It is hump day.

**Rizz** (0:46)
Scott, take note.

**Scott** (0:48)
I will.

**Rizz** (0:48)
Thank you. Scott, how are you feeling after yesterday's bash?

**Scott** (0:56)
Yeah, the big meeting.

**Rafe** (0:57)
That was absolutely...

**Scott** (0:59)
What?

**Rizz** (1:00)
A Hubbard Radio baby shower for King Scott was organized for yesterday. It was a surprise after the show.

**Scott** (1:08)
It was a big one, too.

**Chris Kerber** (1:09)
Shout out to Cynthia Stetson Lennox.

**Rizz** (1:12)
Shout out to Cindy Lennox for organizing the thing.

**Scott** (1:16)
How sweet was that? Just to go in there and pretty much everyone in the entire building was in that little room.

**Rizz** (1:21)
Under the guise of it being a meeting.

**Chris Kerber** (1:23)
Yes.

**Rizz** (1:25)
In the conference room and King Scott walks in and there's balloons and there's a cookie cake and there's...

**Scott** (1:33)
Gifts, galore and my favorite thing I noticed before that, about five minutes before Lern came in my booth and she had a quick meeting with me and we've never had one in the booth like this and I was like...

**Chris Kerber** (1:43)
I was stalling.
I said, I will stall. So I went in and I...

**Rafe** (1:47)
What's your favorite color?

**Chris Kerber** (1:48)
I wouldn't let him leave and I was telling him some very personal stuff.

**Rizz** (1:51)
Oh, is that what you...

**Rafe** (1:53)
Is that what you did?

**Rafe** (1:53)
I went in there.

**Chris Kerber** (1:54)
I told you to go around and go in there and you guys were all hidden in there already.

**Scott** (1:57)
By the way, is that itch better now?

**Rafe** (1:59)
Yes. Thank you so much.

**Chris Kerber** (2:01)
We went through my entire medical chart. Oh, good. It was tight.

**Scott** (2:04)
Yeah.

**Chris Kerber** (2:05)
And I blocked the door and I wouldn't let him out and I could tell you were like, dude, we have a meeting coming up at 11 And I just kept talking because I needed to keep you in there until like 1102

**Scott** (2:15)
I was confused. I'm like, she's so good with time. Why are we...

**Rizz** (2:17)
And they're going, let's pray real quick.

**Rafe** (2:20)
Yeah.

**Chris Kerber** (2:21)
I was like, I need you to baptize me in this booth.

**Rafe** (2:23)
You're like, whoa.

**Rizz** (2:25)
Anoint me. Anoint me, King Scott.

**Rafe** (2:27)
She pulled out all the stuff.

**Rafe** (2:28)
I did. She's the great Savior Jesus.

**Chris Kerber** (2:31)
I was like, let's go through the Old Testament. Let's do the medical chart. And then we talked about Tim for a little bit. Like we had, yeah, we pulled out all the hints.

**Rizz** (2:39)
Were you genuinely surprised?

**Scott** (2:40)
I had no clue. No hints from anybody.
And if there were hints, I wasn't picking up because that isn't something that happens here much, to have those kind of surprises like that.

**Rizz** (2:51)
I don't think I've ever been involved in something like that here. Welcome. Although, maybe we're just not invited.

**Rafe** (3:00)
Two things. Like the Cardinal Suite, yeah.

**Rizz** (3:02)
Like that, yes. Like last week with the Cardinal Suite. That's right.

**Chris Kerber** (3:05)
Where we just happened to also be at the ballpark.

**Rafe** (3:08)
Then we got the surprise.

**Lern** (3:09)
Oh, you guys are here.

**Rafe** (3:10)
Oh, come on.

**Scott** (3:11)
Yeah, we knew you were going to be here.

**Rafe** (3:12)
Oh, you met Don Mattingly.

**Scott** (3:15)
We might be able to get you in here somehow.

**Chris Kerber** (3:18)
Well, I was cracking up because Cindy Lennox, who is a part of our sales team here at Hubbard Media That Connects, she put out this big email, like, a few weeks ago. And she, and it's so sweet. And she just really wanted to do something for you. And, you know, she was really coordinating behind the scenes.

**Rizz** (3:33)
Word has it she was going nuts yesterday.

**Chris Kerber** (3:35)
Yeah, word has it that Cindy made problems for herself. But you know what?

**Rizz** (3:39)
She made problems for herself and other people.

**Chris Kerber** (3:42)
That's what anybody who throws a shower is going to do.

**Rizz** (3:44)
In fact, that's the last time they're allowing one of those things to be done.

**Rafe** (3:47)
Right. Really? Congratulations.

**Rizz** (3:49)
Yes.

**Scott** (3:49)
Oh.

**Chris Kerber** (3:49)
One and done.