DAILY PODCAST: Taking the Tim Bridge to Burn Town | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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Rafe (2:53)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizz (2:56)

Little listener discretion is advised.

Lern (3:11)

Hey!

Rizz (3:13)

All right, okay, let's get into this.

Lern (3:16)

Off to a good start.

Rizz (3:17)

Off to a great start. Yeah, yeah.

We're all here except for Scott. Scott's not here. Devin is here. Good morning, Devin.

Tim (3:24)

Good morning.

Rizz (3:25)

Are you ready? Are you ready for the journey that is the next couple weeks because King Scott had a baby over the weekend?

So ready.

Tim (3:34)

Prince was born.

Rizz (3:36)

Princess. Princess was born.

Tim (3:37)

Princess was born.

Rizz (3:40)

Do we have the stats? So as far as guessing the date of birth, we're all wrong, right?

Tim (3:47)

Right.

SPEAKER_11 (3:48)

I like how you call it stats. I asked him for the dimensions yesterday.

Rizz (3:52)

What are the dimensions of the baby?

Tim (3:54)

Did he give them to you?

Rizz (3:55)

Yeah. Well, as is tradition, King Scott takes forever to write anybody back.

SPEAKER_11 (4:02)

It's only gonna get worse.

Lern (4:04)

It's gonna get so much worse. It's gonna get so much worse.

Rizz (4:08)

So I wrote him, has everybody feeling? Give me the stats on the baby. And that was at noon. He wrote me back last night, around 8.30.

Tim (4:17)

Yep. He must have been doing a run.

Rizz (4:21)

Oh, everybody got their messages back.

Tim (4:23)

I called him in the middle, early afternoon, just to be like, wonder what hospital they're in. I wonder how the baby's doing. And he texted me around 9

SPEAKER_11 (4:33)

9 p.m.? Yeah, I got 9.23.

Tim (4:35)

So he must have been.

Rizz (4:36)

He's so funny, because I'm sure he's gotten a million messages. People like wondering like, hey, what's going on?