DAILY PODCAST: Scott Rizzuto's Net Worth Is Scoliosis | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Scott Rizzuto** (1:19)
Little listener discretion is advised.

**Rafe** (1:23)
Rizzuto.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:36)
Hello, let's land this plane, guys. It is Friday.

**Lern** (1:39)
Let's go.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:40)
We feeling good today?

**Lern** (1:41)
Feeling great.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:42)
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling positive.

**Lern** (1:44)
I don't know what happened this morning, but I feel great. Not that I don't feel great on a normal day, but I woke up on the right side of the bed today.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:51)
Is it because I'm going to the lake this weekend?

**Lern** (1:53)
Yeah, I guess it is.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:53)
I have a lake weekend ahead of me.

**Lern** (1:54)
I know you're going to be in a joyous zone, so that's cool.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:58)
Yeah. My plan is to do the show, get out of here pretty quick, go home, take a little snoozer, get up and drive to the lake.

**Lern** (2:10)
With your son, right?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:11)
Yeah, just me and the boy.

**Lern** (2:13)
Bonding trip.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:14)
Well, it was supposed to be the whole family.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:15)
Two men enter, one man leaves.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:17)
Well, we're staying at my buddy Dan's house, and he's got a boat.

**Lern** (2:22)
Steve Nix.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:23)
Yeah, you're Steve Nix.

**Lern** (2:26)
He is like a peripheral friend, like he's your friend, but I have also become friends with he and his wife, Lindsay, and I enjoy them as people very much. He's always so like congratulatory, like anything that's happened and he's always like, hey girl, good job.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:40)
My buddy Dan's the first always to text you congratulations or send you a message.

**Lern** (2:45)
He is, and he dressed up as Steve Nix to my 40th last year. You and him were the first to arrive actually, and he was decked out as Steve Nix, and I love that.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:54)
Giant Coke Nail.

**Lern** (2:55)
Mac Daddy Coke Nail and Heels. It was great.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:59)
So yeah, we'll stay at his house this weekend, and he's got a nice boat. I'm just looking to spending some quality time on the water.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:06)
Heck yeah.

**Lern** (3:07)
You gonna fish? No.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:09)
You guys hanging out at Party Cove?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:11)
Yeah. Yeah.
You know me, Party Cove guy.

**Lern** (3:14)
You're like an otter out there. You just got like your beer and you're like on your back with like, instead of a rock, it's a beer. It's great.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:20)
I'm like a beached whale, just with a beer on my belly. Just floating in the Lake of the Ozarks. That's right.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:26)
Sunburn, but there will be that one little white circle.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:28)
Where my Natty light can, where that is.

**Lern** (3:34)
Nice.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:34)
No, the whole family was supposed to go, but again, cheerleading gets in the way.

**Lern** (3:38)
Dude, can I say this?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:40)
Please.

**Lern** (3:41)
Shout out to all the parents, dads and moms alike, that are working a literal second job to support their cheerleader child.

**Rafe** (3:48)
Oh, gosh.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:49)
Don't even get me started.

**Lern** (3:50)
My best friend, she's been my best friend since 1
She has a cheerleader right now. Her daughter is like under 10 and she's just beginning this process and she is working. I'm not even kidding. Like working a second job through the whole volunteering thing, through the cheer world to make money, to pay for the cheering. And she's like got a great job.