DAILY PODCAST: Rizz Changes His Name And Finally Redeems Himself | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**SPEAKER_1** (0:14)
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**Scott Rizzuto** (0:20)
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**Moon** (0:30)
Rizzuto. Verudo.

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:47)
There's Lern, there's Lern, there's Rafe. King Scott was here.

**Moon** (0:50)
I think he's got Cyclospora.

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:52)
I know.

**Moon** (0:53)
He left?

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:54)
He left.

**Moon** (0:55)
Oh, are we doing his stuff today? He left with the poopies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:58)
We're gonna slack.

**Rafe** (1:00)
You said he's got the poopies and the...

**Moon** (1:03)
He's having a me day.
We were sharing food yesterday, too. I'm worried now.

**Rafe** (1:08)
Yeah, stadium nachos, dude. One in five go down. He's our one. That's the last time I sharted. That's the last time I had to abandon my underwear, was at Bush Stadium.

**Moon** (1:17)
Was at Bush Stadium? Was it really because of the nachos incident?
Stadium nachos, the ones with the meat. Fully loaded.

**Rafe** (1:23)
Fully loaded.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:23)
Yeah.

**Rafe** (1:23)
When they first came out, and in their defense, I had had a lot of Jaeger the night before.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:28)
You almost fully loaded your underwear too.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:30)
Wow.

**Rafe** (1:31)
I had to tie my underwear to the back of the toilet and then try to act like I was disgusted with the person before me. It's like a pirate's flag.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:37)
Did you see what they left in here?

**Moon** (1:39)
So the last time.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:40)
Some people.

**Moon** (1:41)
The last time when you were at Bush Stadium, you did that to your pants.

**Rafe** (1:45)
No, I mean, that was years ago, but that was just the last time.

**Moon** (1:48)
And then yesterday, I saw you hows and brisket, brother. It was like you hadn't eaten before. You were just crushing.

**Lern** (1:53)
You tried everything in the suite, and I was so impressed because I don't do that. I'm like, I'm a nacho queen.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:57)
I didn't get anything.

**Lern** (1:59)
Well, I went ham on the cookies. I saw a little cookie tray and I was like, oh, well.

**Rafe** (2:02)
Mistakes were made.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:03)
Moon saw what I got. I got just like a little salad and I'm like, I'm...

**Moon** (2:06)
I got a salad and then the cookie. The cookie was not up to par.

**Lern** (2:09)
Are you serious?

**Moon** (2:10)
No, brother, the brownies are great. They always kill it with the brownies.

**Lern** (2:13)
I completely disagree with you. In fact, I mentioned to two people yesterday, these cookies are wonderful.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:19)
I didn't have any cookies. I don't like eating in front of people.

**Lern** (2:21)
What's wrong with you?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:22)
Just be normal. I'm not normal.

**Moon** (2:25)
I know what you're saying. And that's why I stuck the salad. I couldn't do the brisket.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:29)
Salad is the weirdest thing to eat in front of your coworkers.

**Moon** (2:32)
Rafe is brave. We were all just hanging and you were crushing brisket.

**Lern** (2:34)
I saw Moon walk up with his little salad. I go, okay, he's being healthy. I get it.

**Moon** (2:38)
I also had Lion's Choice on the way there.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:39)
Okay, well, I didn't know that.

**Lern** (2:41)
That's good. That makes me feel better. This freaking guy.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:44)
My stomach was in knots yesterday.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:46)
Why is that?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:47)
Well, we had a day. We had a day.

**Lern** (2:51)
Somebody didn't know about the day they were going to have.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:52)
Somebody didn't know about the day that I was going to have. That was me.
It was a dream come. You made this little boy very happy, guys, yesterday. I will never forget it. I, from the bottom of my heart, will be forever thankful.

**Lern** (3:08)
Were you genuinely surprised yesterday?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:10)
Are you kidding me?

**Lern** (3:11)
Tell people about how this all came down, because we had no idea that the Hubbard folk were going to be in a suite yesterday. We picked a random day.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:18)
Well, OK, so here's how this all unfolded. OK, so remember we went to the... We told everybody we were going to the baseball game yesterday, and we did. It was a Cardinal Day game. And I would say three, four months ago, our buddy Ben Boyd from the Cardinal says, Hey, I want to have you guys down at the stadium.
VIP experience, you know, pick a day that you all could go. And we all have crazy schedules.