DAILY PODCAST: Pocketbooks And Trailer Park Hos| The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Scott** (0:53)
All right, let's hit it.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:56)
Little in listener discretion is advised.

**Rizz** (1:15)
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast. Oh, it's me, Scott, get up on the roof of the tinfoil again. All right, I gotta fix this.

**Rafe** (1:25)
I turned my audio recorder on, I'm recording this whole thing, in case you guys say something.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:30)
We already do that.

**Scott** (1:32)
We do?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:32)
Yeah, it's a podcast.

**Rizz** (1:34)
That was so funny yesterday. Kids coming back from the first day of school, one kid had like the thousand-yard stare.
Like she'd just come back from World War I.

**Scott** (1:44)
Yeah. Shell shocked. Poor Dean.

**Rizz** (1:47)
And the other kid was like, it's fine.

**Scott** (1:50)
We had a couple that were stoked to go and a couple that were like, whatever. But all of them came back and took a nap.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:57)
Oh, all of them, huh?

**Scott** (1:58)
Every single, the house was quiet. A half hour after school was out.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:02)
Rough first day.

**Scott** (2:03)
Everyone was sleeping.

**Rizz** (2:05)
No, my daughter is a sophomore. She's got a full load of classes.
My son's like, I got weight lifting and cooking class. And I don't have to be there till 9.30.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:16)
Oh, my goodness.

**Scott** (2:19)
Those two classes on the same day, that's kind of perfect. Make myself some eggs and a protein shake and go lift.

**Rizz** (2:25)
Yeah, and go lift it off. Okay.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:27)
Nice.

**Rizz** (2:28)
Nice. Yeah, I never was that smart to kind of set myself up for an easy senior year.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:34)
I did that in college, but not in high school.

**Rizz** (2:37)
I didn't make it far enough in college.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:39)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:40)
I had like 10 credit hours senior year, and one of them was like a movie class.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:45)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:45)
It was excellent.

**Scott** (2:47)
I had a pretty breezy one, which was good because I was raising kids.

**Rizz** (2:51)
Yeah. My wife, she says her senior year was a bowling and walking.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
Wow.

**Rizz** (2:57)
Walking. Nice.

**Scott** (2:59)
I had a gym class until I got in a fight, and then I had office running duty, which was great because it gave me all three lunches. Then I had a freshman art class, some other freshman class. I had no math class because the only one to take was calculus, and I wasn't doing that. What?

**Rizz** (3:14)
Not these brains. No, not me.

**Scott** (3:18)
It was easy.

**Rizz** (3:20)
Had to pass everything to graduate. It was fine.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:22)
I think college algebra is where I stopped with math. I go, I'm not going to need this. You fools.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:28)
You use it every day.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:31)
I saw college algebra in the middle of that and it gave me an F. So better to complete it.

**Scott** (3:36)
You had to take it for a comm degree?

**SPEAKER_6** (3:38)
No. No, I'm saying for my gen eds, like whenever I was at SWCC, had a math class and I don't think it was very good. I feel like it was as basic bitch as you could get, which is great.

**Rizz** (3:50)
Summer time's over. Summer time's over. Even though it's going to be summer-like weather for the next couple of weeks, back to the 90s, I know right mid-90s, later this week.

**Scott** (4:05)
I mean, Wednesday is supposed to be up to 90, but then we're talking about a storm. We're talking 86, 86 for Thursday and Friday.

**Rizz** (4:11)
Oh yeah.

**Scott** (4:11)
Saturday, 89 Sunday, 94

**Rizz** (4:13)
Oh, okay.

**Scott** (4:14)
Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. That's when it's going to be hot.

**Rizz** (4:16)
Oh, okay.

**Scott** (4:17)
The rest of the week, quit complaining. It's going to be great.

**Rizz** (4:19)
All right. Okay. Fine.
Fine. You all have good days yesterday? Everybody good?

**SPEAKER_6** (4:26)
I got in a bad mood later after the show. Tim got home and I was in a bad mood for some reason.