DAILY PODCAST: Please Destroy My Property Signed Lern Elwell | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**SPEAKER_6** (1:04)
Verudo.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:13)
Oh, my God, we're so happy here.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:19)
We are great.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:20)
Come on, we're fine. It's Wednesday.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:22)
You look like Wayne Campbell today. I do?

**SPEAKER_10** (1:24)
Yeah, you got your black shirt on with your black hat.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:26)
Thank you.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:28)
Where's Cassandra?

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:29)
Thank you. I'm getting a haircut on Friday.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:31)
I got my haircut yesterday.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:33)
I'm getting it chopped off. I'm done.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:35)
I get one haircut a year. How often do you think you get your haircut?

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:39)
Normally, like every four weeks.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:41)
I do one time a year and I hate it. I hate getting my haircut.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:44)
With the longer locks?

**Moon** (1:47)
He got his haircut once every four weeks until there was a bet on the table.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:50)
Now it's like four months.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:52)
Yeah, then he couldn't get his hair to his shoulders.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:54)
I was looking at you, your hair, like I was walking behind you earlier and your hair looks like a bunny tail.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:59)
Yeah, it's all quaffed out.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:00)
Yeah, you got quaffed.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:01)
It's humid.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:03)
Fluffy.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:03)
It's nice outside though. It's like 68 degrees.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:06)
Yeah, I wish it was 69, but it's not. Maybe in a little while it will be.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:12)
But today was like, it gave me just a little hope for Halloween and I looked up we're at 101 days until Halloween.

**Moon** (2:19)
Which is on a Saturday this year.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:21)
I know.

**Moon** (2:21)
It's a big deal. That's a big deal.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:24)
I'm excited.

**Rafe** (2:24)
I've already started dreaming it up.

**Moon** (2:26)
Yeah, it only happens like once every 100 years.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:29)
Every seven.

**Moon** (2:30)
That's the math, man.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:34)
Yeah. You know what? If it was on a Monday or a Saturday for me, it's fine.

**Moon** (2:38)
It just means more crap is going to happen. Bad things.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:42)
What do you mean?

**Moon** (2:42)
More people are going to get, you know.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:44)
Are you talking about more mischief?

**Moon** (2:46)
Yeah, more mischief. No way. Fewer people have things to do in the morning.

**Rafe** (2:49)
Guys, return of satanic panic.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:53)
Because Halloween is on a Saturday? Halloween is on a Saturday.
Was Halloween on Friday? Return of 1987

**SPEAKER_9** (2:59)
Halloween was on Friday last year.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:00)
That's right. Now it's on Saturday.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:04)
What was that? Holy cow.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:05)
Was that Price is Right?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:06)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:10)
It's just dead, evil, Bob Barker.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:13)
Nice.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:14)
Ooh, I was born on a Saturday.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:17)
Were you born on a Saturday?

**Rafe** (3:18)
I was born on a Thursday.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:20)
I was born on a Thursday, too.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:21)
4:50 p.m. Shout out to Thursdays.

**Moon** (3:24)
Friday Babies.

**Rafe** (3:25)
My mom said she knew I was always going to be a man of the night, because I was Mr. Born on Saturday night.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:31)
Mr. Saturday night.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:32)
You're born with bell bottoms on it.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:33)
It's cool.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:34)
Pretty cool.

**Rafe** (3:35)
She's like, you were late. They couldn't get you out. You waited.
Late baby. Then she's like, you put Tosun or whatever they gave her. She's like, immune.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:44)
Guys, listen.

**Rafe** (3:46)
Took your time. Still sauntering this day.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:48)
Halloween is on a Saturday.

**Rafe** (3:51)
Guys, Halloween hasn't fallen on a Saturday.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:54)
Since?

**Rafe** (3:55)
Since the year way back. In 2020

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:01)
Whoa.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:02)
Remember what happened that year? Remember 2020, guys.