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Lern (0:58)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

Moon (1:00)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

Rafe (1:04)

People are like, well, are we safe? These are sexual slaves.

Moon (1:08)

Two grisly homicides.

SPEAKER_5 (1:10)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

Moon (1:12)

But solving these murders is just the beginning.

Rafe (1:15)

That can't be his first rodeo.

Moon (1:17)

This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Lern (1:27)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

Moon (1:29)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

Rafe (1:34)

People are like, well, are we safe? These are sexual slaves.

Moon (1:37)

Two grizzly homicides.

Rafe (1:39)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

Moon (1:41)

But solving these murders is just the beginning.

Rafe (1:44)

That can't be his first rodeo.

Moon (1:46)

This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

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Lern (2:19)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizzuto (2:21)

Little listener discretion is advised. I was AC DC last night, you should still be amped up.

Rafe (3:06)

What'd you say?

Lern (3:08)

Nobody can hear anymore.

Rizzuto (3:10)

It was that loud?

Rafe (3:12)

I messed up, man. I lost 30 to 40% of my hearing permanently last night.

Lern (3:17)

They are a loud band.

Rafe (3:18)

Holy hell.

Rizzuto (3:19)

Lern went, Rafe went, Devon, you went. You guys stayed the entire shows?

Lern (3:23)

Yes. I did not.

Rafe (3:25)

Better end, dude. And we even went to McDonald's afterwards I'm more.

Lern (3:28)

interested in the McDonalds.

Moon (3:29)

You went to McDonald's after? Yeah, and that was a mistake. Holy cow.

Rafe (3:31)

Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made, and let's see if Celsius can wash it away.

Rizzuto (3:38)

I'm more interested in the McDonald's. What did you get at McDonald's?

Rafe (3:42)

10 nuggies, a Quarter Pounder that I threw in the trash because it was loaded with onions, just as we had thought, yeah.

Lern (3:48)

Oh, and those are the diced onions, too, so you're definitely done.

Rafe (3:50)

We went through the drive-through, and I was like, this McDonald's is not operating well.

And Devon's like, you think there's onions on your burger? And I go, I would put all the money I have in the bank.

Rizzuto (3:59)

Did you, you said no onions?

Rafe (4:01)

Yeah, that's several times. It was on screen.

Rizzuto (4:05)

Was it an AI?

Rafe (4:06)

No, it was a guy, Alvin Ingram.

It was a guy. It was a guy.

Moon (4:12)

Alvin Ingram. Alvin Ingram.

Rafe (4:14)

And he was overwhelmed by the three cars in the parking lot.

Rizzuto (4:18)

Well, it wasn't the post-AC, DC rush.

Rafe (4:20)

No, we went to one here, down the street.

Rizzuto (4:24)

Oh. Oh, right.

Rafe (4:25)

That's why I thought, I'm like, we're in Kreef Court, this is McDonald's will get us to.

Moon (4:28)

That's open 24 hours still?

Lern (4:29)

No way.

Moon (4:30)

No, it's open late.

Rafe (4:31)

No, I think it might be 24 It is open late. It's the only thing around here that's open past like 9 p.m. Do you remember those sweet, sweet days when everybody was competing and everybody was open 24 hours?

Moon (4:41)

Those days are done.

Rizzuto (4:41)

COVID killed that.

Moon (4:43)

Well, it was dying before that.

Rafe (4:44)

There's a Taco Bell down the street near, getting towards Olivet where it's open late, but they don't want you to know it. Workers hide in the back and they turn off all the lights. You'll think it's closed, go through the drive-thru, and they'll be like, gah, gah.