DAILY PODCAST: My Condolences To The Quaker Oats Man | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Moon** (2:57)
Devin, how you doing?

**Scott** (2:58)
Pretty good, need my coffee though.

**Lern** (2:59)
Yeah, what do you do Devin? How do you take your coffee?

**Scott** (3:02)
Usually iced and with oat milk.

**Lern** (3:05)
Me too.

**Scott** (3:06)
Like vanilla or caramel usually.

**Lern** (3:08)
Yes, yes girl.

**Moon** (3:10)
Well, it is the week of Rizzuto's French outing. And we did get a couple texts yesterday from him.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:17)
He's been Frenching people.

**Moon** (3:18)
Yeah, he's been Frenching all around France. And it's going to be a great week. I appreciate you all joining us while Rizz is out because we're going to steer the ship and we're going to have a lot of fun. We're going to catch the waves that we want to catch. You know what I'm saying? We're going to do the things.

**Lern** (3:31)
He sent me a photo last night of him at the John Wick staircase.

**Moon** (3:35)
The John Wick staircase.

**Lern** (3:38)
And he's doing a thing. And I think it's funny that he's trying to do something on socials. Like we have to post for his socials. He doesn't know how to do things. He has people for that.
He sends me this photo. He goes, Hey, if you want to post the pics I'm sending during the week, I think it'd be funny. And I go, okay. And he's doing a thing. He's starting a trend in Paris where he is only posting photos of him half in the photo.

**Moon** (4:06)
Oh, you mean like that? Oh, I see. That's so cute.

**Lern** (4:10)
Isn't that great? This is a dad joke. This is him doing his dad joke in Paris.

**Moon** (4:15)
Okay.

**Lern** (4:16)
And so I'm going to post it.

**Devon** (4:17)
I respect that.

**Lern** (4:17)
If we all just go along with the joke. What is it?

**Devon** (4:19)
Yeah, great.

**Lern** (4:20)
It's him just half in a photo.

**Moon** (4:21)
Now, did this start because of the Mona Lisa one that he sent us where I couldn't figure out who was next to him and then realized it was some stranger?

**Lern** (4:27)
He was doing it then. He's only posting real turd photos. Okay.

**Moon** (4:31)
Did he post that photo?

**Devon** (4:32)
No, no, no.

**SPEAKER_10** (4:32)
I'm sorry.

**Moon** (4:33)
Did we post that photo?

**Lern** (4:33)
No, we did not post that photo.

**Devon** (4:34)
Oh, he went to the Mona Lisa.