Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**Moon** (0:00)
All right, St. Louis Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier, because yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. Tell them you heard about it on the Rizz Show. Go to thehappyroof.com, thehappyroof.com, or call 314-665-3001.
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**Moon** (2:46)
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**Rizz** (3:23)
Get Moon ruined the entire week by forgetting the Ice Cube Friday song and the Friday intro, the wake up girl or bitch or whatever you want to call it. The wake up bitch gal.
**Lern** (3:33)
Yeah, you did. I mean, we had a crazy time whatever Friday ago and we all forgot. Like all of us just completely spaced.
**Rafe** (3:41)
We blew it. I remembered it afterwards.
**Lern** (3:43)
Yeah, that's great.
**Rizz** (3:46)
Yeah, but I'm going to start the weekend off right. And we're starting it off right so far. We've got a lot of stuff. I mean, I've been working all week on different things and as Rizz would say, I've got a potpourri of just random things that we're going to cover this morning.
**Lern** (3:58)
Random.
**Rizz** (3:59)
We'll jump in all over the place. I've got a lot of lists to cover. But we were just talking about weekend plans and it's a summer weekend, another summer weekend and Lern is making the most of it and heading to the lake, right?
**Lern** (4:10)
Yeah, we're going to Table Rock Lake today.
**Rizz** (4:11)
Wave running and boating. Oh yeah. Waking up and walking down, having your coffee on the water.
**Lern** (4:16)
No, no, we're not on the water this year. It was funny. So we do this annual trip with my husband's family and his parents graciously are so generous and they get the house for us. And normally we're on the lake, you know, like, and that's cool. You wake up, go down to the dock, fish, maybe get on the lily pad thing and swim, and maybe rent a boat for one day of the weekend or whatnot. And so we had made this plan months ago and like a couple, I don't know, like a week ago, Tim realizes, because we're looking at the VRBO, it's not on the lake.
**Rafe** (4:51)
It's one of those in Lake House.
**Lern** (4:53)
It's a lake adjacent where you have to drive to the lake. There's no way that you can easily just wake up and walk, you know, so we are all kind of like, oh God, you know, because now that means we are all stuck in the house together with no lake activity.
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