DAILY PODCAST: I've Smelled Some Pretty Ripe People | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**SPEAKER_2** (1:03)
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**Lern** (1:06)
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**Daniel Rizzuto** (1:09)
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At least you're early.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:37)
Hey, gotcha.

**Lern** (1:42)
Oh, what if the baby?

**Daniel Rizzuto** (1:44)
Please return him to work.

**Lern** (1:45)
What if something's going on with the baby? I don't know.

**King Scott** (1:48)
I just started thinking.

**Lern** (1:49)
I don't know. We don't know where he is.
I'm worried. I'm worried about everything.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (1:54)
King Scott, no show. No call, no show.

**Lern** (1:56)
He just quit. He just trained Devin on his job, and he was like.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (1:59)
Devin, thanks for being here.

**Lern** (2:01)
I know. Look at her, of course.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:03)
There you go, there's Devin.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:04)
It's good, it's good.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:05)
Well, Devin's been in the past couple of days training.
Your lot goes behind the scenes here. My lot goes on behind the scenes here, behind the curtain a little bit. So there's the podcast, there's a bunch of stuff that goes on. Editing.

**Lern** (2:19)
King Scott does a lot.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:20)
King Scott handles all that stuff, and King Scott's gonna be out for, dude, you know what's four weeks?

**Lern** (2:27)
Of paternity leave?

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:27)
Four weeks paternity leave.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:29)
That's it?

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:30)
That's it.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:31)
I think I got like four days. That's plenty. When I was having kids.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:35)
Four weeks for a dude, plenty.

**Lern** (2:39)
Like what's he doing that whole time?

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:40)
Two weeks too much, I'll be honest with you. You need two weeks and you're good.

**Lern** (2:43)
He's going to be a very hands on father. He's got, you know, you didn't change diapers. I bet he will.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
He should be doing night duty. That's what he should be doing.

**Lern** (2:50)
Yeah, letting Al sleep.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (2:51)
What do you mean night duty?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:53)
On that first month, you know, you take the night feedings and all that kind of stuff, you know, so she can still put the baby to his breast. Yes. No, I mean, she pumps and he, you know, heats it up. I can meet the parents.

**Lern** (3:04)
He's got the nipple.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:05)
He's got the nipple. I don't know how they're doing it. Maybe they're doing it with the yellow can.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:09)
Four weeks for a dude, a bit excessive, I'll be honest with you.

**Lern** (3:11)
Bond with your baby.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:13)
What are you going to do the whole time?

**Lern** (3:14)
Stop this. You're one of these, oh, people don't need time off people.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:17)
I'm not saying don't need time off.

**King Scott** (3:18)
That's what you actually are saying.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:19)
No, I said, I said four weeks is a lot. Two weeks, oh, here's, oh, there we go.

**King Scott** (3:25)
Is he okay? No way.

**Lern** (3:27)
Is everything okay?

**SPEAKER_5** (3:28)
Well, he got the text. Will you be joining us today?

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:31)
I will be joining.

**Rafe Williams** (3:32)
Wow.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:33)
Daylight is not my favorite thing to wake up to and see.

**Rafe Williams** (3:36)
Oh, he's alive.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:38)
Oh, no.

**Rafe Williams** (3:38)
Well, well.

**Daniel Rizzuto** (3:40)
Well, we do have the clock of shame, which I had to, it's been a while.

**Lern** (3:43)
Yeah, I started the stopwatch right at 6 a.m. You came running in quite delightfully and we're getting it out of its cabinet. The shame cabinet that it's in. And I go, what? You're like, King Scott's a no show.