DAILY PODCAST: It Is A Privilege To Be In This Room Not A Right TJ Miller | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:14)
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**Lern** (0:17)
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**Moon** (0:20)
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**Scott Rizzuto** (0:23)
All right, let's hit it.

**Moon** (0:25)
Little in listener discretion is advised.

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:32)
Verudo.

**Moon** (0:44)
How's it going? Okay, we're here. It's Friday, and yes.

**Lern** (0:48)
Who's ready?

**Moon** (0:49)
Let's go. Who's ready? Me. I'm ready.

**Lern** (0:51)
I am so jacked, you guys. I'm done, and I'm so excited.

**Moon** (0:57)
You've been sick all week, you've been sick for like two weeks.

**Lern** (0:59)
Yeah, it was pretty rough, but I'm much better, and I'm ready to party, because it's July 31st, and guys, dry July has come to an end.

**Moon** (1:09)
Oh, you're not gonna go through?

**Lern** (1:11)
I don't know, we'll see.

**Rafe** (1:12)
We'll see what happens.

**Moon** (1:13)
Well, what big events are coming up in August?

**Rafe** (1:15)
AA.

**Moon** (1:15)
August. That would be drinking things.

**Lern** (1:17)
Well, I have a lot of traveling that I'm doing this month. So I will be out.

**Moon** (1:21)
Where are you going? Because you're out the tent I'm going.

**Lern** (1:23)
to the lake, I'm going to Nashville, I'm going to the Palisades in Colorado.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:27)
Palisades, wow.

**Rafe** (1:29)
Palisades.

**Lern** (1:29)
The Palisades.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:30)
What's in Nashville?

**Lern** (1:31)
The Foo Fighters will be in Nashville.

**Rafe** (1:33)
Foo Fighters.

**Lern** (1:34)
And Dolly Parton's new hotel is where...

**Moon** (1:36)
How could you not drink at a Foo Fighters show?

**Lern** (1:37)
You're staying at Dolly's place? I'm staying at Dolly's place. I'm going to sleep with Dolly.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:40)
That's exciting.

**Lern** (1:41)
Yeah, so I'm excited.

**Moon** (1:42)
Sleep in between her breasts.

**Lern** (1:44)
Yeah, that's actually what the beds look like. It's just her breasts.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:47)
Somebody was trying to spread a rumor on the internet that Dolly Parton was part of the Satanic Illuminati, and it made me so mad I wanted to go find this person.

**Lern** (1:56)
I hope she is.

**Moon** (1:57)
She probably is. That made you angry?

**SPEAKER_6** (2:01)
Well, they said that she was asking for Travis and Taylor's firstborn child in a video.

**Moon** (2:07)
Sacrifice.

**Rafe** (2:08)
Did you see the thing? I saw that.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:09)
She moved her hand a certain way. She put up the devil horns, and there's this crazy lady on the internet that's like, look at this, it's the sign of the, Dolly's asking for their firstborn child. She can drink his blood and stay alive, so you can find that. We've really gone, we've really gone.

**Moon** (2:24)
If you find stuff like that, send that to me, because I would like to believe it.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:27)
Oh, okay.

**Rafe** (2:28)
I'll start sending it.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:29)
I mean, she made some compelling arguments.

**Moon** (2:30)
All right, I'm saying, nobody could be that beloved.

**Lern** (2:36)
You're excited though, it's Friday. You have a big week.

**Moon** (2:39)
Yeah, no, I got a big week in Gay Paris coming up.

**Lern** (2:42)
Oh man.

**Moon** (2:43)
Leaving tonight.

**Lern** (2:44)
Exciting.

**Moon** (2:45)
Leaving tonight, going to Chicago.

**Lern** (2:47)
Did you get the business class?

**Moon** (2:49)
Premium economy.

**Lern** (2:50)
That's what you wanted, right? You spent a little extra money?

**Moon** (2:52)
Spent a little extra money, not like maximum $5,000. It was $5,000 to get up to business class.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:58)
Can't take it with you. Ours too.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:00)
That's five Taylor Swift bets.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:02)
That's ridiculous.

**Moon** (3:03)
Five grand? Yeah, but it's like a seven hour flight.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:06)
The premium economy, totally worth it.

**Moon** (3:08)
Yeah, right now, nobody's sitting next to me.

**Lern** (3:10)
Oh my God, what a day. Oh, that's nice.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:12)
You're going to Charles de Gaulle?

**Moon** (3:14)
Yeah, as of right now.

**Lern** (3:16)
Brand new airport.

**Moon** (3:17)
I can go with an empty seat next to me.

**Lern** (3:18)
This is great.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:19)
Don't talk about it too much.

**Lern** (3:21)
Shut up. A listener will buy it.

**Moon** (3:23)
No. Oh God.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:24)
Can you imagine?

**Lern** (3:25)
Can you imagine like a crazy nerd for the show be like, hey, I just want to go to Jim Morrison's grave.

**Moon** (3:29)
Oh, we're going to sit next to each other for seven hours?

**Lern** (3:31)
Hey, I heard you and Amelia were going to Jim Morrison's grave, so I wanted to come with you.

**Moon** (3:34)
Should I do that tomorrow? Should that be the first thing? Because I'm already in my head kind of planning out my first four and a half hours. Yes, because I'm there by myself. Like the family doesn't get there until Saturday evening. I get there Friday at noon. They don't land until about five o'clock.