DAILY PODCAST: I Go To Lots Of Kid's Parties Dude | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:14)
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**Lern** (0:20)
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**Moon Valjean** (0:23)
All right, let's hit it.

**Tony Patrico** (0:25)
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**Moon Valjean** (0:32)
Rizzuto.

**Tony Patrico** (0:44)
Whoa! All right, here's the conversation.
Here's the conversation right as the microphones are going on. I say, hey, assume between the hours of four and five o'clock, if you call me, I'm peeling garlic.

**Moon Valjean** (1:00)
Right.

**Tony Patrico** (1:00)
True.

**Rafe** (1:02)
Very true.

**Tony Patrico** (1:02)
True.
I would say there's a 75% chance if you call or text me between the hours of four and five p.m., I'm peeling garlic. Why? And then, what do you mean, why? Because that's what, Tom, I start cooking dinner.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:15)
All right.

**Tony Patrico** (1:18)
And I am the chef in the house.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:19)
I'm just saying, it's a lot of garlic every day. And it probably does wonders for your heart. I don't know.

**Tony Patrico** (1:25)
Right.

**Lern** (1:25)
Yes.

**Tony Patrico** (1:26)
Yes, it is heart healthy. And then Lern said, I accidentally got 50 times the garlic I needed from Costco.

**Lern** (1:34)
No, from Schnucks.

**Tony Patrico** (1:35)
Oh, from Schnucks.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:36)
Because I, you know how you can do your groceries online with the Schnucks app? I said that I needed like so much garlic. I just need like one clove, like a big hunker of it. And I, for some reason, ordered like seven or eight.
So I have eight heads of garlic. Do you want some of my garlic? Here's what you need to do. I'll buy some.

**Tony Patrico** (1:53)
No, here's what you do. Get some olive oil and put it in the olive oil.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:57)
All of it?

**Tony Patrico** (1:57)
All of it.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:58)
What's that going to do?

**Tony Patrico** (1:59)
Peel them. Send them off garlic flavored olive oil.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:02)
Oh, not a bad idea.

**Tony Patrico** (2:04)
Put some red pepper flakes in there, maybe some rosemary.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:07)
What do you think about this? Making a little thing for my front door for the Halloween season to ward off vampires.

**Tony Patrico** (2:13)
Like a design.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:14)
It's too early. Okay.

**Tony Patrico** (2:16)
It's too early for that. Now get some olive oil.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:20)
Peel out the little cloves.

**Tony Patrico** (2:21)
Peel the cloves, put them in the olive oil, put some red pepper flakes in there. If you have some extra basil or rosemary, it's fine. Put that in there too.

**Lern** (2:30)
Okay, great.

**Tony Patrico** (2:31)
And then you have garlic flavored oil. Thank you, guys.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:35)
See you tomorrow.

**Rafe** (2:36)
Get a 50cc syringe. Draw it. Put it right in your neck.

**Tony Patrico** (2:41)
No, I mean, you got to mainline that.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:43)
Yeah, that's like instead of like an IV at one of your man's places. That's what I do. Yeah, you just hooked up to a garlic IV.

**Tony Patrico** (2:50)
Yeah, it's olive oil. It's an olive oil IV.
It does wonders.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:54)
Trademark, trademark.

**Tony Patrico** (2:55)
It does wonders for your...

**Rafe** (2:57)
Rizzuto cocktail.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:59)
For your breath.

**Tony Patrico** (2:59)
For your skin. Yes.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:02)
And your teeth.

**Tony Patrico** (3:02)
Excellent.

**Rafe** (3:03)
And all the benefits of garlic without the breath.

**Lern** (3:06)
That's a bummer. That's a good idea. That's a great idea. Thank you for that.

**Tony Patrico** (3:09)
That's what I do, a V surplus garlic.

**Lern** (3:10)
Okay.

**Tony Patrico** (3:12)
Or you could put it in honey, and you can have like a honey garlic.

**Jeff Burton** (3:15)
Yeah.

**Lern** (3:16)
What? Uh-huh. I've never had that before. Or put it in tea.

**Jeff Burton** (3:21)
It's good tea.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:23)
Don't you put it in your... Like if you're sick, you put socks, you put garlic in your socks, and it pulls the...

**Lern** (3:29)
Onions.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:30)
Oh, yes.

**Jeff Burton** (3:31)
But mine has onions.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:32)
That's an old...

**Tony Patrico** (3:35)
Russian remedy.

**Jeff Burton** (3:36)
But if you have bunions in your socks, you're fine. You just use those instead of onions.

**Lern** (3:40)
It works, right?

**Tony Patrico** (3:40)
Bunions? What, the onions draw out the toxins?

**Lern** (3:43)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:43)
No.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:44)
Of course it does. Bunion is the cutest word. I wish it didn't mean what it meant.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:48)
I know.

**Tony Patrico** (3:49)
I remember when the kids were real young and my mother-in-law would be in town, she was all into these home remedies, and the kids would have a cough, and she'd scatter onions in the crib. And by the morning, onions are gone, because the kids would eat them.