DAILY PODCAST: Humpin' Like Rare Bits | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

**Moon** (0:00)
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**Lern** (0:32)
Phoenix has bizarre crime.

**Brown and Crouppen** (0:35)
The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

**Rafe** (0:39)
People are like, well, are we safe?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:41)
These are sexual assailants.

**Brown and Crouppen** (0:43)
Two grisly homicides.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:45)
I know I didn't kill anyone.

**Brown and Crouppen** (0:46)
But solving these murders is just the beginning.

**Rafe** (0:49)
That can't be his first rodeo.

**Brown and Crouppen** (0:51)
This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders, coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:02)
On a July morning in 1991, Detective Mike King's life changed forever.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:07)
I don't think I'll ever forget that first moment when I saw her.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:10)
A young woman made a startling confession. She'd recently been a member of a cult.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:14)
I had to consider the fact that her involvement meant that she could actually be one of the predators.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:20)
Gardens of Evil, inside the Zion Society cult, is the fifth season of the award-winning series American Nightmares. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen.

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Little, little listener discretion is advised. Verudo?

**Moon** (2:15)
Yes, it is me on Mic One because Rizz is going to take one more day off and he'll be back tomorrow. But everything's cool. Everything's cool. How's everybody feeling today?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:25)
Uh, you know, like a Thursday?

**Lern** (2:27)
I woke up and I was like, I'm ready for this today. You feel good? I do. Like normally Thursday, we've talked about this before. It's kind of like a bummer day.

**Moon** (2:36)
That's your least favorite day, right?

**Lern** (2:38)
Yeah, because, well, my least favorite day is Tuesday. But haven't you talked about how Thursdays are like...

**Moon** (2:43)
Thursdays, no consolation.

**Lern** (2:44)
Yes.

**Moon** (2:45)
Not weekend, not midweek.

**Lern** (2:47)
One more day to go.

**Moon** (2:48)
You drain from four nights and not sleeping.

**Lern** (2:51)
Yeah.

**Rafe** (2:52)
It's my heavy workload day. I always dread it.

**Lern** (2:54)
Yeah, Thursdays are mine.

**Rafe** (2:56)
I have to prep way more for the Friday show than any other. So I'm always like, oh God, I put it off again.
I'm going to write the e-memoriam throughout the week. Then it's Thursday and I'm like, what do we talk about this week? Then I'm up until midnight like Matthew McConaughey smoking cigarettes, trying to write jokes that people hate anyway.

**Lern** (3:15)
That's actually how I imagine you at your house.

**Rafe** (3:17)
That is kind of how it is.

**Lern** (3:18)
You don't smoke ever except for on Thursdays and Friday morning.

**Moon** (3:21)
Naked on a stool next to the bongos.

**Lern** (3:24)
Yeah.

**Rafe** (3:25)
It's not a cigarette, it's just a Swiss roll.

**Moon** (3:28)
A Swiss cake roll?

**Rafe** (3:29)
Little Debbie?

**Lern** (3:30)
By the way, I was listening to The HoneyDew podcast as I cleaned my house last night or yesterday. It was really good. You've been promoting it all this week at the end of the show and everybody should go listen to it because I got to know you in an even deeper way than I normally do. We've been shacked up in this freaking soundproof room for three years.

**Rafe** (3:49)
We've been friends for what feels like 20 years.

**Lern** (3:52)
It was really good.

**Rafe** (3:54)
Yeah. It's an interesting podcast because you take childhood trauma or you take the whole point of the podcast is taking a life slow lights and making them highlights, trying to find levity in dark moments. It can be cathartic. I've gotten a lot of really good messages from folks who are like, hey man, this is like, I didn't know I needed this, but I went through similar things in my childhood. Ryan Sick was a great one man audience for that because he's got an infectious laugh. I think Bert Kreischer stole his laugh.