DAILY PODCAST: Get In There With Reptiles | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Rizz** (1:32)
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**Moon** (1:36)
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**Rafe** (1:44)
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**Scott** (1:46)
But man, we're on air for four more hours.

**Moon** (1:48)
They'll figure it out.

**Rafe** (1:49)
Sounds good to me.

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**Rafe** (1:54)
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**Rizz** (2:55)
And don't put things back.

**Lern** (2:57)
There's more people that work here than you.

**Rizz** (3:01)
Dang.

**Rizz** (3:02)
Are you kidding?

**Lern** (3:03)
I am back.

**Rizz** (3:03)
Dang.

**Rizz** (3:05)
Are you kidding me?

**Scott** (3:05)
I am.

**Lern** (3:07)
Calm down. What's wrong with your face?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:10)
That is the perfect follow-up.

**Scott** (3:12)
Tell me what happened to you.

**Lern** (3:14)
Did I not look at you when I got in today? Was this here the whole time?

**Rizz** (3:18)
The bandaid under my eye? Why don't you just make something up? What happened?
Why am I rocking a bandaid under my right eye?

**Lern** (3:24)
You were shaving under your eyeball. Your beard grew up there.

**Rizz** (3:28)
My beard grew up there? Okay, it's T-Mu Nelly, no?

**Moon** (3:33)
T-Mu Nelly. Yeah, as I say, he's bringing back the Nelly thing.

**Tim** (3:36)
I think it's sweet, man.

**Rizz** (3:37)
Let's make up a story.

**Lern** (3:38)
Okay.

**Scott** (3:39)
You have a zit under there.

**Lern** (3:40)
This is like an old bro starry patch. You didn't want to put the star on your face, so you put a little bandaid, a little baby bandaid.

**Moon** (3:46)
He said that he let me pop.

**Scott** (3:47)
Good. He knows that I love that.

**Rizz** (3:49)
Maybe Rafe beat me yesterday?

**Lern** (3:51)
Oh, no.

**Rafe** (3:52)
I think about it often.

**Rizz** (3:54)
What else?

**Lern** (3:56)
Well, it wasn't on there yesterday. I watched the pod.

**Moon** (3:59)
Hey, this is proof, by the way.

**Rizz** (4:00)
Something happened to me.

**Lern** (4:02)
Amelia.

**Rizz** (4:02)
In between leaving the show here at 10 and this morning.

**Scott** (4:06)
You got in a fight with that cat that goes in your garage. No. Good call. Oh, yeah.

**Rizz** (4:09)
Good call, though.

**Scott** (4:10)
Thank you.

**Rizz** (4:11)
Good call. No. Skin cancer.

**Lern** (4:14)
Melanoma?

**Rafe** (4:15)
Wah, wah, wah.

**Scott** (4:16)
Oh. Now don't you feel bad.

**Lern** (4:18)
Was it really melanoma?

**Rizz** (4:21)
I went to the dermatologist yesterday.

**Lern** (4:22)
And?

**Rizz** (4:23)
And with the hopes of just having a skin tag removed from my eye.