DAILY PODCAST: David Koechner And Perv With The Horse's Nose | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

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**Moon** (2:41)
The Rizzuto Show. Rewind.

**Rizz** (2:44)
We've got a couple of horse lovers in this room, huh?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:48)
And in that room.

**Moon** (2:49)
Very much so.

**Rizz** (2:50)
Like Moon's a horse lover. You like horses?

**Lern** (2:53)
I like horses. Yeah.
I don't.

**Rafe** (2:56)
Hey, you like horses?

**Lern** (2:57)
Hey, you like horses?
I like them, but I don't feel bad when they're like whipped and stuff. Just love them.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:03)
Horse lover? Love them.

**King Scott** (3:07)
Well, Scott, I love horses, but not like the Quincy folks. I just love the normal way.

**Lern** (3:13)
OK.

**Moon** (3:16)
I don't like Quincy.
The horse whip, by the way, those are not meant to hurt them. It's meant to kind of spook them a little bit. It's about the sound.

**Rizz** (3:24)
Anyway, I don't like it. This is not out of Quincy. This is out of Florida. Headline.
Florida Perf tries to have sex with a horse's nose. Oh, no.

**Moon** (3:35)
Quincy Florida?

**Rafe** (3:37)
That's a dangerous game, my man, with something to shake like a carrot. I'm going to tell you that right now. Yes, that is a dangerous game that man's playing.

**Rizz** (3:47)
Cops in Polk County, Florida arrested 53-year-old Donald Calloway after he tried to have sex with a horse's nose.

**Moon** (3:54)
What in the world?

**Lern** (3:56)
Get out of that horse's face, dude.

**Rafe** (3:58)
Guys, can I just say this? We don't have to have sex with everything. Not everything needs to have sex.

**Moon** (4:03)
Some people don't understand that.

**Rafe** (4:04)
Not everything needs to have had sex with it. Some stuff is just not for sexing.

**Rizz** (4:10)
And some people can't figure that out.

**Rafe** (4:12)
My lord.

**Moon** (4:13)
You got a death wish.

**Rizz** (4:15)
Thankfully, the horse is okay.

**Moon** (4:17)
You got a death wish putting that thing anywhere near teeth. You know what I'm saying? Like, what is this crazy thing?

**Rizz** (4:21)
So this happened the day after Christmas. They just shared the details. His own girlfriend turned him in.

**Lern** (4:26)
Good.

**Rizz** (4:27)
So this man had a girlfriend. She called the cops after she found Donald standing next to the horse and pleasuring himself.