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DAILY PODCAST: Come To The Bone Yard| The Rizzuto Comedy Show

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 1, 2026

Rizz is preparing for his extremely prestigious duties as a Wing Ding judge, specifically in the traditional buffalo category, which is apparently the kind of responsibility this show has been training him for his entire life.
Speakers: Scott Rizzuto, Rafe Williams, Devin, Devon, Lern, Chad Gray

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**Devin** (1:58)
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**Devon** (2:29)
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**Rafe Williams** (2:41)
Hey-oh! Hey-oh!

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:43)
Oh, it's Tuesday.

**Rafe Williams** (2:44)
Oh, yeah.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:45)
I feel like everybody's feeling it's Tuesday.

**Rafe Williams** (2:47)
Yeah.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:48)
Guys, come on. We need to look alive.

**Lern** (2:51)
Listen, we're not all hosting The Wing Ding tonight, okay?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:53)
I'm not hosting it. I'm a judge.

**Lern** (2:55)
Listen, we're not judging The Wing Ding tonight.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:58)
I'm a judge in just one category. Buffalo.

**Rafe Williams** (3:02)
Buffalo.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:03)
Buffalo. Judge in the Buffalo category.

**Rafe Williams** (3:07)
Do you know? One of many.

**Lern** (3:08)
Are you and, like, Renny Nott gonna be Buffalo Cowboys together or, like?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:12)
I will tell you. Who's judging tonight?

**Lern** (3:15)
Okay. How exciting for you to just be knowing what you're eating for dinner at 6, 10 in the morning. I know.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:20)
My mom's coming. My son's coming. My wife's coming.

**Lern** (3:26)
All right.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:27)
Who? Here we go. Traditional Buffalo. Courtney Landrum.

**Lern** (3:31)
Love her.

**Chad Gray** (3:32)
Heard of her?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:33)
Afton, AD., Renny Nott, Chris Ronge, Scott Rizzuto.

**Chad Gray** (3:41)
Wow.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:41)
That's right. In the Buffalo category.

**Devin** (3:44)
Traditional Buffalo.

**Lern** (3:46)
All Cowboys.

**Rafe Williams** (3:47)
That's going to be fun, man. That's a good group.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:49)
Then you got the dry rub category, which should have been me. Should have been you.

**Rafe Williams** (3:53)
I don't know. How do we get invited? Yeah, we don't get invited. I don't know.

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