DAILY PODCAST: Bret Michaels and Willie Nelson Salute the Man in the Red Bandana | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

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Lern (0:39)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

Rafe (0:42)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

SPEAKER_4 (0:46)

People are like, well, are we safe?

SPEAKER_5 (0:48)

These are sexual savings.

Rafe (0:50)

Two grisly homicides.

SPEAKER_6 (0:52)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

Rafe (0:53)

But solving these murders is just the beginning.

SPEAKER_5 (0:56)

That can't be his first rodeo.

Rafe (0:58)

This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Lern (1:09)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

Rafe (1:11)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

SPEAKER_5 (1:15)

People are like, well, are we safe? These are sexual savings.

Rafe (1:19)

Two grisly homicides.

SPEAKER_5 (1:21)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

Rafe (1:22)

But solving these murders is just the beginning.

SPEAKER_5 (1:25)

That can't be his first rodeo.

Rafe (1:28)

This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Rizz (2:03)

See you. Discretion is advised.

Lern (2:37)

I'm so curious about what's going on under that band-aid.

I want to see it. I want to see you all stitched out Frankenstein before.

Rizz (2:45)

If I just take it off, it'll advantage a re.

Lern (2:49)

No, don't. Just when you're at the hospital.

Moon (2:51)

I think it will.

Rizz (2:53)

I'm gonna bring another.

Moon (2:55)

You don't need another one.

Rizz (2:56)

Another thing with me.

Moon (2:57)

They're being taken out.

Lern (2:58)

I don't want to be the reason you have a scar.

Rizz (2:59)

I have a 1035 appointment with the great Dr. Bashad.

Moon (3:02)

That has nothing to do with the band-aid. You got this. Let me see it. Let's see it. Come on, don't you want to look cool for once in your life?

Lern (3:08)

I just, it's Halloween season almost.

Rizz (3:10)

You're right, Moon.

SPEAKER_11 (3:11)

Spooky.

Rizz (3:12)

I should risk infection.

Moon (3:13)

Don't you want to risk infection? You think that band-aid is standing between you and infection?

SPEAKER_11 (3:18)

There's poo poo in there all day every day.

Rizz (3:20)

There's a layer of aquaphor under there, my friend.

Moon (3:22)

Well, the aquaphor can stay. Come on, man.

Rizz (3:26)

I don't know, I'm just following instructions. I'm really worried about a scar.

Moon (3:30)

Yo, when's the last time you followed instructions? You're not a rule.

Rizz (3:34)

When it comes to this...

Lern (3:35)

You don't have any space scars yet?

SPEAKER_5 (3:37)

I have one on my lip.

Rizz (3:40)

Don't count. Apparently, I fell down the stairs in a walker when I was...

Lern (3:44)

Oh, man.

Rizz (3:45)

Wow.

When I was using one of those walkers. When you're learning to walk?

Lern (3:49)

Yeah.

Rizz (3:50)

Now, kids are so soft. Now they make them wear the...

Lern (3:55)

The helmets?

Rizz (3:56)

No, where the walker is wide, where it won't fit through a door.

Lern (4:02)

Yeah.

Rizz (4:02)

All these safety features now. That's why we got soft kids.

Moon (4:07)

Because they didn't fall down the stairs?

Rizz (4:08)

Of course.

Devin (4:09)

Right.

Moon (4:11)

You had the definition of hard, that's for sure.

Rizz (4:13)

Every kid should fall down the stairs in a walker.

Moon (4:14)

Dude, this man is hard.

Rizz (4:16)

Easy.

Lern (4:17)

When I think of hardness, I think of the Rizzuto Show.

Moon (4:19)

Hello, Rafe. What a hard man.

Rizz (4:21)

Hello. Rafe is just sitting over there, contemplating.

SPEAKER_11 (4:26)

It's Friday. It's Friday, dude. We're all here. It's very hot in here. I was just thinking, like, my back is sweating.

Lern (4:31)

Oh, no.

Moon (4:32)

What? It was freezing a moment ago.

Lern (4:33)

It was freezing a moment ago.

SPEAKER_11 (4:34)

Well, it's not... Maybe it's me.

Lern (4:36)

Are you perimenopausal?

SPEAKER_6 (4:38)

It could be.

SPEAKER_11 (4:39)

I'm psychotic. It's airborne. I'm psychotic puzzle.

SPEAKER_6 (4:41)

All right.

Rizz (4:42)

So I'm going to get my stitches out. Lern's going to get blood drawn.