Cul-De-Sac Cucks – August 10, 2026

**Drew Lane** (0:00)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:03)
Look at this guy, look at the muscles in this guy. I want to check him out.

**Drew Lane** (0:09)
Hey, what's poppin? We're in the deals in the d.com studios with Trudi, Marc, BranDon and Roberto.
And what's going on today? Well, there's a new show on TLC I got into last night. I think we're going to look a little bit at. It's called Double Lives of Suburban Wives. It's a bunch of Dallas wives, and they're all on OnlyFans.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
Oh.

**Drew Lane** (0:31)
And they're suburban wives.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:33)
So there really are MILFs near everyone.

**Drew Lane** (0:36)
Yes, allegedly.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:37)
According to the porn sites.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:39)
What are you looking at?

**Drew Lane** (0:40)
I imagine the show will...

**SPEAKER_4** (0:42)
What sites are you on?

**Drew Lane** (0:45)
They'll probably get a lot of new subscribers. One of them allegedly is making insane amounts of money.
I never know if to believe this or not, but anyway, it's...

**Trudi Daniels** (0:54)
Well, no one's going to come on and say, I don't make shit at this.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:59)
It's just my passion.

**Drew Lane** (1:01)
Chris Watts is getting hitched, who's a lucky lady. Chris, of course, is in prison for killing his two daughters and his wife, but Lizzie Anderson is a lucky lady. She is getting ready to move out that way, and she's got an engagement ring, too.

**Trudi Daniels** (1:14)
Is she hot?

**Drew Lane** (1:16)
Not as hot as Nicole Kessinger, the woman he's having an affair with, or Trent Bolty.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:21)
Bolty.

**Drew Lane** (1:22)
No, she's not super hot, but apparently at one visit, allegedly they were making out big time. I didn't know you could do that.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:31)
Well, you can't stop him.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:32)
I mean, he wants to make out, he makes out.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:36)
We know that story.

**Trudi Daniels** (1:37)
Does the prison have a mud room?

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:38)
Yeah, exactly.

**Drew Lane** (1:40)
I hope not.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:41)
No doubt.

**Drew Lane** (1:42)
And Tupac's trial is during the jury selection to try to convict Keefe D. Davis of murder. And we got a little bit on that.
And there's a big murder case that got settled today.
And let's see what else. I've got a few other things. I think it will be worth attending. In just a minute, we're gonna check up on Tom and Christina. The divorce was announced a couple weeks ago and we got some new data from Two Bears 1K. Bert and Tom were actually both there for change.
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Okay, so I saw Podcast Cringe was starring Bert and Tom. And I thought, well, that's interesting. And Podcast Cringe is usually pretty rough. And I thought, well, wait, Tom's back with Bert. So I thought Tom will be talking about the divorce with Christina, no doubt, because we saw Christina just a few days ago with Duncan Trussell on Your Mom's House, you know, famously without Tom, of course. I kind of thought Tom might be there, but he wasn't. And Christina P is smoking cigarettes with Duncan Trussell. And the divorce is just announced. And you can tell she's taking it kind of hard. She's very optimistic about it, but she was smoking, she was dabbing in her eyes.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:49)
Did she talk about it?

**Drew Lane** (3:50)
Yeah, she did. Oh.
And, you know, a little crying. It was kind of, I felt bad for her.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:55)
You know what marriage does to people?

**SPEAKER_11** (3:57)
It sucks the life out of them.

**Drew Lane** (4:00)
But now we have Tom on Two Bears with Bert, so surely they're going to probably get into it. And it sounds like Bert is setting them up here on Cut One.