Cuffing Season And Celebrity Crushes

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Whitney Cummings (1:39)

This is Whitney Cummings, and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show.

Moon (1:42)

Happy birthday, Rizz.

King Scott (1:43)

I love you.

Rizz (1:44)

All right, welcome back to the program. Phone number 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833. The Point Text Line 314-614-3833.

Lern is gonna serenade me.

Rafe (2:05)

Yes.

Lern (2:06)

How excited are you?

Rizz (2:07)

So Lern lost the Pick'Em Challenge last week, had to spin the punishment wheel, and it landed on Sing the Winner, a love song.

Rafe (2:15)

Yes.

Rizz (2:17)

And pretty soon, you'll be looking me in the eyes.

Lern (2:24)

And holding your hand.

Rizz (2:25)

We don't gotta go that far.

Lern (2:26)

Okay.

Rizz (2:28)

But singing yours truly, a love song.

Devin (2:31)

It's gonna be really wild. Okay, great.

Rizz (2:33)

Honestly, I got a little butterflies in my stomach.

Devin (2:35)

Yeah.

Lern (2:37)

I'm a sick as well.

Rizz (2:38)

Okay, good.

Good. Anybody watching? It's always sunny in Philly.

Lern (2:48)

Yeah, a little bit.

Rizz (2:49)

This new season. It's good, man. That show is just a solid. Always. Always. Just never, never waivers. It just, that show is just the show.

Right? And I don't know how to, how else to put it. It just doesn't change. Every episode's amazing.

And even this new season, this new season's great too. They were at the Ren Faire the last episode.

Rafe (3:11)

Yeah.

Rizz (3:11)

It's funny as hell.

Rafe (3:13)

They deserve more awards than they've gotten for the writing.

Rizz (3:17)

And what is it? 18 seasons?

Rafe (3:19)

I think it's the longest running non-cartoon show in history.

Rizz (3:23)

Wow.

Rafe (3:24)

I'd look that up, but I'm pretty sure always Sonny's Philadelphia's the longest running 30-minute, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_1 (3:34)

Like The Simpsons have been on longer.

Rizz (3:36)

Non-Simpson show.

Rafe (3:38)

Sitcom.

Rizz (3:39)

So Danny DeVito signed in, or got on the show, signed in. What, second, third season?

Rafe (3:46)

Second.

Rizz (3:47)

Second season. Yeah, because they may have been a little floundering in the first, that first season.

Rafe (3:53)

They did okay, and I think that was the, they wanted to attach a name to it. And they threw that out there. Like, what if Danny DeVito was our dad?

Rizz (4:01)

And it's worked out?

Rafe (4:02)

And they threw a, it was on a lark. They just like threw it out. And he was like, yeah, I'll come do it.

He's perfect. We all love Danny DeVito, right?

Rizz (4:10)

I love Frank. Yeah, Frank. He's great. So he was on this, all the smoke YouTube channel. Anybody ever heard of this? All the smoke? So the question is, does Danny DeVito know Gen Z slang?

So they asked Danny DeVito and they threw out words and they asked him, do you know what this means? And here's Danny DeVito.

King Scott (4:33)

Does Danny DeVito know Gen Z slang?

Lern (4:36)

Rizz.

Rafe (4:37)

Brids.

Lern (4:38)

Rizz.

Rafe (4:39)

Rizz.

No, I have no idea. What would be your guess? Sex.

Whitney Cummings (4:44)

Some kind of thing you do while you're having sex. Charisma.

Rafe (4:48)

It's like Rizz is being charismatic.

Whitney Cummings (4:50)

Well, you got to be charismatic while you're having sex. Cooked. Cook you done.