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Translating. Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney Plus.

**Theo Von** (0:09)
You could say that again.

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Critics are calling it Pixar's funniest movie ever and a wildly entertaining ride. Blizzard Potato is certified fresh and verified hot.

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Now we party.

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Whoo! This is incredible! Wow, I am clearing the rest of the day.

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Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney Plus. Rated PG.

**Theo Von** (0:30)
I want to share with you that you can now officially buy or rent Busboys, the movie on Apple, Amazon Prime Video, YouTube, and Fandango at home. You can also go directly to busboysmovie.com for a 48 hour rental there. And if you want something special, they got a DVD, it's limited edition. Only a thousand of those exist and you can grab those at busboysmovie.com as well. And thank you, David Spade, for letting me just go on that adventure with you, champ. Amen. All right. What's going on, baby?
It's greasy.
But you know it's greasy? Dude, I was at, where was I? Some little area or something the other day in like a food area. And they had a fella and he was selling food, you know, and Mexican food.
And he's like, he puts it on my plate and it's like, it was really like, like I had like a lot of grease or something. Like, I think it was called al pastor or whatever. And it was a new type of meat.
Like 15 years ago, they didn't have it, right? And then suddenly it's like on the meat, when you look at the meats or whatever on the section, on the menu, or sometimes they put a menu like up in the air at a, like at a restaurant or whatever. If you're over at a, at a, you know, you stop in a little restaurant, a little Mexican restaurant, or you're at an Arby's or so, they'll have on the menu, they have a menu up in the air where everybody can read it at the same time. Because some places, if it's a little, some places they give you your own menu. And some places they want everybody to read it together.
Like group reading or something. You know, my family and stuff, sometimes we'd go after church and we'd all hold hands and read the menu together. And people would yell, f*** it's or whatever at us. But that doesn't matter. Anyway, what am I talking about? Oh, so I was saying, dude, so the guy, I'll order the food, the al pastor. Because I'm thinking, oh, the pastor, right? You know, I'm thinking, yeah, I want to connect with the pastor. I don't know, we just come from church. I'm thinking like it's a religious thing. You know, I'm going to order al pastor or whatever.
But it's al pastor. It's Spanish, right? And in Spanish, let me see what it means here, pastor. Uh, mecan, popular mecan dish, uh, mecan, sin, dish, marinated pork and shaved off. It says also shaved off, vertical split, shaved off. So this is something that's, you know, it's shaved off. But anyway, the guy puts it on the plate and he's like, Oh, it's, it's greasy, you know? And it had like a lot of grease in it.
He's like, man, it's really greasy. And he's looking at me like, like I'm supposed to do something like, I just bought it from you. He's, he's acting like, like I made it like greasy or something. I didn't make it greasy. You served it to me. He's like, man, it's really greasy, huh? It's greasy. I'm like, yeah, it's greasy, bro. It's greasy for sure. But like, I didn't want it like that. And then I went and ate it. I'm sitting there eating it. And, and he looks over at me from behind the counter like, man, it's greasy, huh? And I'm like, yeah. I mean, you made it. You knew it was greasy when you give it to me. But it's crazy. That's like, say you buy a car from me and then before you come get it, I take all the windows out of it and shit. And I'm like, man, it's, it's windy in here, huh? Like, yeah, like you took the windows out, right? Like if yeah, yeah, it is windy. It shouldn't be, but you know why it is, right? Like that was a thing. And bro, some people don't even know that windows, they put them to stop the wind, right? People don't even realize, because people were sitting in a car, they used to not have any windows in there. So you'd be sitting in a car and people would just be in there, just cold, just like, oh, and then they put the wind, ohs in, and it stopped the ohs and it stopped the wind. So I think for me, it's just kind of like, how has my week been or whatever?