Crocs, Jibbitz and The Noodle Trafficker 

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Rizz (0:44)

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Lern (0:47)

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Rizz (0:50)

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Rafe (0:53)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizz (0:56)

Little listener discretion is advised. For a Cardinal Glennon, how dare you.

Rafe (1:31)

Sorry, man.

Rizz (1:32)

As he takes his bangers-only hat off, and... No more bangers.

Rafe (1:35)

Trimmers only.

Rizz (1:36)

And on with the...

SPEAKER_1 (1:38)

Trimmers only, trim light.

Rizz (1:39)

Trim light hat.

Rafe (1:41)

Trim light.

Rizz (1:42)

God, yesterday was so nice. Who went outside yesterday, took a walk? Anybody?

Moon (1:47)

I did.

Rizz (1:48)

You took a walk, got the baby outside?

Moon (1:50)

Yeah.

Rizz (1:51)

Nice.

Moon (1:52)

Baby.

King Scott (1:52)

Her first walk around the neighborhood, the next Sunday, yesterday.

Rizz (1:57)

Three weeks old now?

King Scott (1:58)

No, four. Four weeks.

Rizz (1:59)

A month, huh?

Lern (2:00)

A month? Well, it goes by fast, doesn't it?

King Scott (2:02)

Yeah.

Rizz (2:04)

Yeah. You know it's fall when you're up the garage and the wife goes, do I need a jacket or not? Do I need a jacket? I'm going to be walking a while.

Lern (2:14)

Do you and Meele's dress entirely differently when you go out?

Rizz (2:16)

Yeah, I had like shorts and a t-shirt. And she was like in a parka with hat and gloves.

Lern (2:23)

This is the way.

Rizz (2:24)

Hat and gloves. She had one of those vests that heat up, you know, the ones you plug in.

Lern (2:33)

What? It's tight.

Moon (2:34)

It heats up.

Rizz (2:36)

Oh, yeah. For one Christmas, I got her one of those vests that you press like a little button on it and it heats up. And it's got a heater, like you put them in an electric blanket.

Lern (2:43)

Hunters use them all the time.

Rizz (2:44)

Oh, yeah.

Lern (2:44)

I know.

Rizz (2:45)

We spend a lot of time at hockey rinks.

Moon (2:47)

Oh, this makes sense.

Rizz (2:49)

So, what's, you know... What a great gift-giving you are.

Moon (2:52)

You're the best.

Rizz (2:53)

Oh, is today Amazon Prime Day?

Lern (2:55)

Yes.

Moon (2:56)

Is it really? Isn't this just happy?

Rizz (2:57)

Get on there.

Lern (2:58)

Yeah.

Rizz (2:59)

Get on there. Go buy some stuff. Buy your wife a heated vest. She'll love it.

Lern (3:03)

She will.

Rizz (3:05)

She'll love it. But listen, it's fall activities time. Oktoberfest. Well, I mean, you know, what are we, what are our favorite things to do in the fall?

Lern (3:14)

Apple picking, pumpkin patch, drinking cider from the kitchen stove, watching scary movies, wearing lederhosen.

Rizz (3:23)

Yes. My neighborhood has gone all out this Halloween. I think more than ours too. Halloween's have passed.

Moon (3:29)

Ours too. There's like four houses that I don't even know if they decorated at all ever before, and now they are full-blown competitors.

Rizz (3:36)

Full-blown. Is there something going on this year?

Lern (3:38)

I will say this, I put mine out and it is my favorite year of decor so far that I've done. So maybe there is something in the year.

Rizz (3:44)

Take a walk around your neighborhood today and look.

Moon (3:47)

I think we've had a rough year and I think everybody's using the opportunity to just get their mind off of it and throw up some celebration a little bit. You know what I mean?

Rizz (3:56)

Somebody's got like eight-foot-tall Jack Skellton.

Lern (4:02)

Jack of Jacks.

King Scott (4:03)

Skellington.

Rizz (4:03)

Skellington. Skellington. Dammit. Skellington.

King Scott (4:05)

I knew it.

Rizz (4:06)

Skellington. Come on, man.

King Scott (4:07)

Nightmare before Christmas.

Rizz (4:08)

I know. Skellington. Sorry. Skellington.

It's one of those motion-censored, when you walk past it, it starts doing stuff. My dog freaked out. Yeah. No dog likes those things. That's the best. That thing jumped. My dog jumped 10 feet in the air. I didn't even know she could jump that high.

Lern (4:24)

Way to go, Maggie.

Rizz (4:26)

No, it was Cat. Cat the dog.

Lern (4:28)

That's funny.

Rizz (4:29)

Oh, man, you're still spry for an eight-year-old. Nice. Get up there.

But yeah, I noticed a lot of houses are really going for it this year. We don't even have a best decorated house contest. We should.

Moon (4:47)

That's funny you say that because that's actually on our last walk. We, I think, I think Mallory actually said, hey, are they doing a competition or something? Because I feel like everybody's.