Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Your Friends
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
September 21, 2026
Cristela Alonzo jokes about your friends in her Netflix special, "Lower Classy".
Speakers Cristela Alonzo
Cristela Alonzo (0:06)
You guys ever notice, though, that you can't... You always find out what you think of your friends when you can't remember their names. Because then you have to describe them to people, and you never say nice shit about that person. So you're like, hey, what's that guy's name? You know, the fat one, loser, lives with his mom. Hector! Hector! Yes! Yes, Hector! Hector! Hector! Yes!
Tell him hi.
I don't think you like Hector, dude. It's insane. Watch Cristela Alonzo, Upper Classy. Only on Netflix.
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