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Ace Fanning (0:01)

Welcome to the Sister Wives Podcast, Love Should Be Multiplied Not Divided, where one husband and only one wife recap the sinking ship that is Sister Wives.

I believe in living this lifestyle. It just makes each of us better.

Katelyn Fanning (0:19)

I think we have something really awesome.

Ace Fanning (0:23)

I like Sister Wives.

Katelyn Fanning (0:24)

I wanted the family.

Ace Fanning (0:26)

I didn't just want them in.

Katelyn Fanning (0:27)

Seems like destiny. Love should be multiplied, not divided.

Ace Fanning (0:35)

I'm definitely not someone who needs to be right all the time. I'm definitely cool just being like, Oh my God, I know that I'm wrong.

However, when I came to all of you in season 20 and I said that David Woolley Brown sucks, I hope that you're looking back now being like, damn it Ace, you were right.

Katelyn Fanning (0:54)

I think everybody needs an apology tour to you.

Ace Fanning (0:56)

To me, I need the apology tour. You guys made me come back and be like, I know that David's a good guy. He's a good husband. It's just kind of annoying. I take that back. He's not just annoying. I think that he is mean-spirited. I think that he's dismissive. I think that he talks over Christine. David, we're not watching this show for you and your flat ass and your pants are barely hanging on, all right?

Katelyn Fanning (1:18)

We've seen enough of your Kirkland jeans.

Ace Fanning (1:19)

We've seen enough of your butt crack, okay?

Katelyn Fanning (1:22)

I thought it's rich for somebody who's on a TV show talking about the other people to say, don't wanna stop talking about the other people.

Ace Fanning (1:29)

David, we're not tuning in for the David Woolley Brown show.

Katelyn Fanning (1:32)

No, no, no, you didn't have a show for that reason, David.

Ace Fanning (1:34)

And let me tell you also this, I'm also not tuning in for the Christine Mary Janelle show.

Katelyn Fanning (1:40)

No, it's gonna fall flat by episode three, let me just tell you that.

Ace Fanning (1:43)

To all of those gals who were in the comments on Facebook.

Katelyn Fanning (1:49)

Taking the quiz from TLC.

Ace Fanning (1:51)

Commenting on Janelle's marriage proposal, wedding pictures, whatever it might have been, Mary's pregnant, whatever it was. To all of you, to all of you who sat there and said, we need a show of just the three, Sister Wives, we don't need Kody and Robin.

Katelyn Fanning (2:09)

How's it feel now?

Ace Fanning (2:09)

How's it fucking feel now, you idiots? You idiots, it's your fault. I blame you for this. You are to blame and this show is going to flop and I would be here for it, obviously.

Katelyn Fanning (2:22)

Of course, we'll watch it go down.

Ace Fanning (2:23)

Watching the show, it felt like when you're in a group.

Katelyn Fanning (2:27)

Any chance, though, that we get another season and they do come back or do you think they're done done?

Ace Fanning (2:31)

No, I think that TLC is going to be like, we got to...

Katelyn Fanning (2:36)

I think they're going to be like, what can we pay you? Anything.

Ace Fanning (2:39)

People are thinking that this is going to be a shorter season.

Katelyn Fanning (2:42)

It has to be.

Ace Fanning (2:43)

It needs to be, but also people are like, maybe like 10, 15 episodes. I'm like, I'm thinking five.

Katelyn Fanning (2:49)

Of fake storylines.

Ace Fanning (2:49)

I'm thinking five. The trailer was pretty much the first episode.

Katelyn Fanning (2:53)

And we know everything is going to be so manufactured. We're like, Meri, can you go on a date with someone? Sure. Can you and Jen hang out in the bike shop? Sure. Christine and David, can you guys do a funny and then go ride your quads?

Ace Fanning (3:03)

Amber, can your wide load fit through the bike shop door? Do we got to bring you around back with that big ass?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't cancel me yet. Let me get through the episode. I have a lot more awful things to say. But good God.

Katelyn Fanning (3:16)

I want to start all over the band-aid off right now. If you didn't like that, you can go.

Ace Fanning (3:23)

But I mean, in high school, it's like we all have been in the situation where it's like you have a group of three friends and you and the other friend are only friends because of the friend in the middle.

Katelyn Fanning (3:35)

You'd never hang out without the friend in the middle.