Craig Carton’s Celebrity Chef Feuds and College NIL Greed

**Craig Carton** (0:03)
When music mattered! Maybe not.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:08)
The Beatles could never.

**Craig Carton** (0:09)
Nah, Beatles could hold a candle to the Bay City Rollers. This was an anthem!

**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
This was anthemic!

**Craig Carton** (0:17)
As a matter of fact...

**Chris McMonigle** (0:18)
You can't say that.

**Craig Carton** (0:19)
One, two, three, four!
Gotta go! So I just heard the traffic report right there. Ground stops at Newark, ground stops at LaGuardia, JFK, four hour delays. Apparently there's like a tornado or something coming into town. They're talking about like three to five inches of rain. Have you guys paid attention to this or no?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:45)
Yeah, I got the weather alert this morning.

**Craig Carton** (0:47)
What's it say now?
By the way, so the rain to snow ratio is a 10x. So that I get some people, it's hard to fathom. What would three inches of rain be in one night? Well, the equivalent of three inches of rain would be 30 inches of snow in one night. That's the type of rain they're talking or coming through, I guess, Manhattan, parts of Jersey, into Long Island, etc. flooding, power outages and a great commute home.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:15)
There's been a tornado warning. It feels like every night or multiple nights a week for months.

**Craig Carton** (1:21)
Yeah, it's the first one I heard. I don't know. But I got a dinner tonight with Verizon.
Hope I make it. Maybe get the canoe out of something. I might have to, Michael Phelps it.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
Get some floaties just in case.

**Craig Carton** (1:35)
Yeah, but they're buying so all good by me.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:37)
It seems like after 8 o'clock it might, I just don't take this as a bona fide weather report.

**Craig Carton** (1:41)
No one takes your weather report as a gospel.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:43)
It's from the way I'm reading this, it looks like it's going to die down after a couple hours.

**Craig Carton** (1:48)
After the 40 year flood, it's going to die down.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:52)
We're good.

**Craig Carton** (1:53)
After Norbills' arc, we're all good.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:54)
I might not be able to get from the train to my apartment.

**Craig Carton** (1:57)
No joke, no joke.
Should I take a quick peek outside? Let me take a quick peek.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:03)
Let's see.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:03)
Craig's opening up the blinds.

**Craig Carton** (2:05)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:05)
And, oh, it...

**Craig Carton** (2:07)
No, it's not. It ain't raining here yet.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:09)
The water hasn't reached the 10th floor yet.

**Craig Carton** (2:11)
Yeah, it's not raining. I'm in Tribeca. Just yet. As you, if you're honest and wide, you can see we're taking a look outside together. It ain't raining just yet.
But you know there's going to be a mad dash to the grocery store for French toast products.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:25)
I got some deli meat yesterday. I'm good. Little cold cuts.

**Craig Carton** (2:28)
What kind of deli meat you get?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:30)
A little low sodium turkey.

**Craig Carton** (2:31)
Oh, stop it. A little low sodium turkey.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:33)
Who are you? It's not for them.

**Craig Carton** (2:35)
What happened to your balls?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:36)
No, no, no, no, no. What happened to your back bone? What happened to you? It is not...

**Craig Carton** (2:40)
Telling that beautiful fiancé of yours, sweetheart.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:42)
No, no, this is for me.

**Craig Carton** (2:43)
I'm getting turkey. No, no. I'm not getting a little sodium turkey.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:46)
Hear me out.

**Craig Carton** (2:47)
Let me ask you a question. Just real quick. How do you think they get the salt out of the turkey?
Well, it's not the...

**SPEAKER_3** (2:54)
You think it's a natural process? No, no, no.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:56)
So you got to let me finish my point.

**Craig Carton** (2:57)
Do you think they raise low sodium birds?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:59)
Most of the time.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:01)
A free range low sodium bird?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:04)
It goes bad quicker because they're not soaking it in the... However they...

**Craig Carton** (3:08)
So you think it's the difference is your low sodium turkey is more natural turkey than turkey I eat. They've added sodium to it.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:17)
Okay.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:18)
The reason why I get it is because it's a drier...
No. She doesn't like it. It's my choice. She doesn't like it.

**Craig Carton** (3:25)
She tells you what your choice is.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:27)
She likes ham. She likes all the other stuff. I'm a turkey guy, but it's because it's a drier taste.