Craig and Big Mac Stump Paul Dettino with Giants Trivia

Craig Carton (0:00)

Sorry to say that that massage I bought you for your birthday, if you haven't used it yet, you're not going to be able to. That place got shut down.

Chris McMonigle (0:11)

Crystal Palace?

Paul Dettino (0:12)

I don't know.

Craig Carton (0:14)

Where's that one? I don't know. Or they all called it, is that like a...

Chris McMonigle (0:18)

I don't know, yeah, it's the cliché name, I think.

Craig Carton (0:20)

Yeah, the cliché name. But here's the thing I don't get. This place got shut down. Somebody called 911 to say that the place masquerading as a massage parlor was actually offering more.

And an undercover cop went in and they offered him for an extra 100 bucks, basically whatever he wanted. So now they shut the place down. But who would rat them out? Like who is, how would you know?

Chris McMonigle (0:45)

Who's ruining a good time?

Craig Carton (0:46)

But I'm saying, how would you know that's happening? Unless like your husband, that kind of thing.

Chris McMonigle (0:52)

I don't know, you see people coming in and out of it all the time of the night.

Craig Carton (0:56)

Yeah, but it was actually a real massage place too. They just offered extra off the menu services. So I'm just wondering who called 911 to complain about that, right?

SPEAKER_4 (1:08)

Maybe like a real massage parlor that was around the corner.

Craig Carton (1:10)

Losing all the business out to the East Garden Spa. Like, damn it, where is everybody? We have the best masseuses in town. I don't get it.

Chris McMonigle (1:19)

What don't we provide?

SPEAKER_4 (1:20)

Yeah, well, now you know. Now you know.

Craig Carton (1:22)

Could you have Gallo come grab my ice cream and put it back in the freezer please?

Steve's in Levittown on the fan. Steve, how are you buddy?

Steve (1:29)

Hey, what's up guys? I want to talk about the match up between the Patriots and the Jets.

And I'm looking at this trying to be objective because I am a huge Jet fan. The only advantage I see the Patriots having is they have a better coach. Especially if we get Omar Cooper back this week, we get Brice Hall back this week, we get Adonai Mitchell back this week. We have a better receiving call, we have better running backs, we have a better offensive line, we have a better defensive line.

Craig Carton (2:01)

I agree.

SPEAKER_4 (2:02)

I agree.

Steve (2:03)

The quarterback to me is a wash because I think Geno is just as good as him. And I think we have a very, very good chance of winning this one.

SPEAKER_4 (2:11)

I agree with everything you've said.

Steve (2:13)

And I can't wait, Rick, because I want to destroy the Patriots because I hate them.

Craig Carton (2:17)

Yeah, me too. By the way, from a take all motion out of it, just be objective. You could argue the quarterback thing. Sure, I have no problem with that.

Steve (2:27)

You can't.

Craig Carton (2:27)

But you can't argue. I mean, you're gonna have to bring up last year to really win the argument and that's fine. Back up for the MVP run-up, right?

Chris McMonigle (2:35)

No, you can bring up. That's fine. The way he's looked over the last two weeks, he just...

Craig Carton (2:39)

He's looking much better. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_4 (2:41)

They just beat the field.

Craig Carton (2:42)

I don't deny it. I know.

SPEAKER_4 (2:43)

Two weeks ago.

Steve (2:44)

And he went down the field and put it in the air zone and beat him.

Craig Carton (2:46)

I got no problem with that. If you want to say edge to them over the last two weeks, I'm fine with that.

But everything else he said is right.

Chris McMonigle (2:53)

For the Patriots.

Craig Carton (2:55)

But they're not a better team top to bottom, talent-wise. They're not.

Chris McMonigle (2:59)

No.

Craig Carton (3:00)

Are they better coach?

Chris McMonigle (3:01)

Sure, they are. Which means a hell of a lot in the NFL.

SPEAKER_4 (3:03)

Yes.

Craig Carton (3:03)

But they're not a better team by that much.

Chris McMonigle (3:05)

No, I agree. I went on a rant before about all the weapons the Jets have offensively.

SPEAKER_4 (3:09)

But there's no point. Here's the thing.

Craig Carton (3:11)

And I think the point you're trying to make it, rightfully so, and what every Jet fan is feeling emotionally now is, it doesn't matter if our talent doesn't actually rise to the occasion.

Like what's the point of having great talent if they don't actually perform like the great players we think they are? And that's going to be...