Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 2 artwork

Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 2

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

August 28, 2026

92%ers, welcome to a very special preseason edition of New Heights! We are preparing for our 5th season by counting down the Top 92 moments from our first 200 episodes. On today's episode, we will count down from 70 to 40 of the best moments from New Heights.
Speakers: Pat Mahomes, Brandon, Jake, Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, Andy Reid, George Clooney, Randy Moss, Kason Barrett, Lil Dicky, Shannon Sharp, Charles Barkley, Kylie Kelce, Jonathan Gannon, Taylor Swift, Tom Brady

Topics: Sports, Comedy

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
They say everything happens for a reason, but I suspect everything happens for a reasons. Like this commercial break. Did you need 15 seconds away from music, or 15 seconds to eat a Reese's? Perhaps it's true, everything happens for a Reese's.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:17)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:15)
The wrongs we must right. The fights we must win.
The future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us.

**Pat Mahomes** (1:31)
We are Marines.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:32)
We were made for this.

**Brandon** (1:35)
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. How do we start? How do we start? How do we start? Welcome back to another. Let me do it again.

**Jake** (1:43)
Welcome back to another episode of New Heights. We are not Jason and Travis.

**Brandon** (1:48)
We are not your hosts, Jason and Travis Kelce. We are back with another countdown episode here for the preseason. I bet you guys excited about a list to argue about.

**Jake** (1:57)
Today on our top 92 moments, we are counting down clips 70 to 40

**Brandon** (2:02)
That is a lot of clips. We don't have a lot of time to waste. Jake, let's kick it off right here. Number 70

**Jake** (2:08)
One of the greatest lies ever told, cats are poisonous.

**Brandon** (2:12)
Maybe. We're not sure. You and I are not scientists. Cats are poisonous. Jason Kelce.

**Jason Kelce** (2:15)
You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous.

**Travis Kelce** (2:24)
Why the would you tell them that?

**Jason Kelce** (2:26)
So that they don't want cats, and I don't have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified of them. That's sick. They'll find out. I think lying to your kids is important.

**Travis Kelce** (2:34)
Not in this regard.

**Jason Kelce** (2:35)
I think it's great. I think it's genius.

**Andy Reid** (2:37)
It's a genius ploy.

**Travis Kelce** (2:38)
Every time they're going to go over a friend's house and fucking scream bloody murder because they see a cat.

**Andy Reid** (2:42)
That's fine.

**Jason Kelce** (2:42)
That sounds like that person's house problem.

**Travis Kelce** (2:46)
You're a psycho. This guy is ridiculous.

**Jason Kelce** (2:49)
I got to get these kids on my side, otherwise I'm in a sinking ship.

**Travis Kelce** (2:52)
You grew up with a cat, dude.

**Jason Kelce** (2:54)
Travis, I know they're not poisonous. I'm saying my girls don't.

**Travis Kelce** (2:57)
Why do you dislike cats so much?

**Jason Kelce** (3:00)
Kylie is like, they're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, listen, if you have a cat, the government will come and take it from you because they're so lethal. I mean, they can kill you. They don't even have to bite you. Just them licking you. You fear their tongue. It has little needles on it. And then I pull up pictures of a zoomed in picture on a cat's tongue. And it looks like needles and it terrifies the fuck out of them. Fucking great.

**Travis Kelce** (3:22)
You're fucking ridiculous.

**Jake** (3:25)
As a soon to be dad, I've learned so much fatherly advice from Jason.

**Brandon** (3:28)
This is just lie to your kids.

**George Clooney** (3:30)
It took just lie to your kids.

**Brandon** (3:32)
Yeah, just like I don't remember what I was lied to about, but I'm sure it was something.

**Jake** (3:37)
I mean, I still think it's illegal to drive with the lights on inside your car. I think that's a universal parent lie.

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