Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 1

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
They say everything happens for a reason, but I suspect everything happens for a reasons. Like this commercial break. Did you need 15 seconds away from music, or 15 seconds to eat a Reese's? Perhaps it's true. Everything happens for a Reese's.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:16)
The wrongs, we must right.

**Ben Affleck** (0:19)
The fights, we must win. The future, we must secure together for our nation.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:25)
This is what's in front of us.

**Ben Affleck** (0:28)
This determines what's next for all of us.
We are Marines. We were made for this.

**Brandon Borders** (0:36)
I don't know. I don't know how we start these things.

**Jake Marsh** (0:38)
Welcome. He starts with welcome.

**Brandon Borders** (0:40)
Oh, there it is.

**SPEAKER_8** (0:42)
Go.

**Brandon Borders** (0:43)
No, you had it.

**SPEAKER_8** (0:43)
You're rolling. Welcome back to New Heights.

**Brandon Borders** (0:46)
No, that's, dude, it's fake. It sounds fake.

**Jake Marsh** (0:49)
Well, yeah, I'm doing an imitation.

**Brandon Borders** (0:51)
I know. It's bullshit. What we're doing is bullshit, Jake, and none of it matters. That's the cool part.
Welcome to a little off season, off topic, post season, pre season episode of New Heights, folks. We are not Jason and Travis, if you cannot tell.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:07)
Not even close.

**Brandon Borders** (1:08)
Not even close. This episode, they didn't even know we're making this episode. This is a little audio only pre season episode for the 92 percenters. What Jake and I have done is to get us ready for season five and what will probably be our 200th episode early in the year, which again, sounds nuts that we've been doing that many of these. We have put together the definitive list of the top 92 moments of all time from New Heights. So far, we've done a preseason list, folks. Incredible.

**Jake Marsh** (1:36)
We're getting mad about a list because that's what-

**Brandon Borders** (1:39)
We're giving you a list to argue about to get you ready for the season.

**Jake Marsh** (1:42)
It is our gift to you. That's what this time of the year is about.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:45)
It's getting people mad about a list.

**Brandon Borders** (1:48)
Oh, man. Yeah, this is- I can't wait. I've argued about so many lists so far this year. I'm amped. We need football to start again. But we have the top 92 moments as ranked by us, the New Heights production team. Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason to kind of how we did it. There's a lot of it based on vibes, a lot of it based on when, how, where the clip occurred. We might be kind of telling you guys the behind the scenes stories as we go here, but we've divided this up into four episodes. Today, we're going to be counting down from 92 to 71
71 Jake, it starts off number 92

**Jake Marsh** (2:24)
Coming in at number 92, one of our favorite moments on the show. This one's, in keeping it in the family, Ed Kelce getting a phone call during our Parenting Advice Heights Hotline episode.

**Jason Kelce** (2:37)
Should we call Ed?

**Travis Kelce** (2:38)
I was going to say it.

**SPEAKER_14** (2:39)
You brought up Ed Kelce.

**Jason Kelce** (2:40)
We got to go to Ed Kelce for this one. This is so good. I'll tell him he's being recorded.

**Travis Kelce** (2:44)
No, you can't.

**Jason Kelce** (2:45)
I got to. I can't.
Hey, what's up? Dad. Yeah. Travis and I are on the podcast right now. We want your advice. Somebody wants your advice, not us really.

**Travis Kelce** (2:55)
I kind of want your advice on this.

**Jason Kelce** (2:57)
We both are interested in your answer. All right. So, there's a woman that called in to the voicemail. She is a five-year-old kid that keeps telling all these strangers and people out in public that her mom has stolen her.

**SPEAKER_16** (3:10)
Him or her?

**Jason Kelce** (3:11)
Him or her? Well, stolen the child.

**SPEAKER_16** (3:14)
Yes.

**Jason Kelce** (3:14)
It's gotten to a point that like the cops have been calling the mom and Child Protective Services has been calling the mom. What do you think the mom should do when the kid says that this person stole me? What would Ed Kelce's reaction to Travis out in public telling some strangers that you stole him? What would my reaction be? Yeah.

**SPEAKER_15** (3:33)
Yeah, shut the fuck up.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:37)
That's number one.

**Jason Kelce** (3:38)
All right. You know, get your little ass home and you will be begging to be fucking stolen.

**Brandon Borders** (3:52)
Yeah, no, we have to start the list with that, Kelce. Anytime, anytime Jason goes, do you mind if I call Ed? We go, yes.