Correy Bell: A Joke About Grandmothers

**Correy Bell** (0:03)
Where are my grandmothers at? Gone are the days of the Moo Moo's. Bitch, we outside. We not watching no more kids. We catching flights now. We popping passports. That's what we do. And I keep trying to be nice to my daughter. My daughter had two kids, and she's a great mother. Like, she stayed at home with her babies. She did what she had to do. And one day she called me, and she said, Hey, Mom, can the babies come over? I just want to go out with my friends. And I had to let her know. I said, listen, those are my grandbabies. And as long as I got an address, bitch, they can come over here anytime that they want to. Now, I gotta watch what the fuck I say. Do y'all know this little bitch had packed a note in the diaper bag? Like, I didn't raise five kids on a motherfucking wreck. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. And they said, hey, Mom, this is Emily's food and her feeding schedule. Please do not divert. First of all, where the fuck you learn that word from? But you went to public school. I did all of your spelling tests. Divert was never on there. It was never fucking on there. In this bag, there was a little package, and it said, sweet potatoes, squash, carrots, and on the very top, it said, quinoa. Okay, so listen, come on, come on. I don't even know what the fuck it is. An animal, vegetable, or mineral. I don't know if I'm supposed to sprinkle the shit on. You say it's what? Bitch, ain't no K or no W in that.
Q-U-I-N-O-A is Queen Noah. I know that much.
You come get this fucking baby, you trying to raise a credit score.
Come get this fucking Queen Noah, and you know what, while you're at it, take the iCatberry out of here too, because I don't know what the fuck that is.
What did you say? I'm sorry? Girl, fuck you.
A-C-A-I spell iCat. I ain't never seen iCatberry. I know strawberry, blackberry, blueberry. Berry, white, bitch. Them the berries I know. No shit about no motherfucking iCatberry. Fuck her and fuck them grandkids. Catch Correy Bell and Funny AF with Kevin Hart. Only on Netflix.