Corey Feldman’s Birthday Bash – July 28, 2026

**Drew Lane** (0:00)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:02)
Hello, you guys.

**Karl Witherspoon** (0:03)
What up, what up, what up?

**Drew Lane** (0:05)
All right, what's poppin? We're in The Deals, the d.com studios. On a Tuesday, Karl's gonna be with us from WATP, and I am promising a fabulous segment. I mean, I'm not gonna say what it is, but it is really fucking funny.
Should I tease it or should I just?
I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's just really outstanding. I don't know what else to say. We have a couple clips from the Anthony and Jim Show, a couple different clips than yesterday, but the all-star part is from 1992 You've never seen it. Actually, barely anyone's ever seen it. It's just fucking hilarious. Ryan Reynolds made kind of a dick of himself, as he seems to do every day at Comic-Con, and we got a couple things from that. That murder of a family of six kids and a wife, there's a little bit more on that.

**Drew Lane** (1:00)
Oh, God.

**Drew Lane** (1:02)
Really strange story about Brooke Baldwin, the CNN anchor. Do you remember Brooke? Oh, yeah. She was on CNN forever, it seemed like. It was actually 14 years, and she got fired in, it was kind of, in her eyes, it was really shitty. She had claimed that her producer was sabotaging her.
It was really weird, and her boss disagreed. It's like, no, come on, work it out. And then she got fired not too long after that, and she blames it on the person fired her and the person sabotaged her, who are both men.
And so it's kind of a, you know, you-go-girl thing.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:38)
Whatever makes her feel better.

**Drew Lane** (1:40)
Yeah, and for some reason, she's never gotten an anchor job since. I don't know why.

**Karl Witherspoon** (1:44)
I always thought she was really hot.

**Jim Bentley** (1:46)
She's very attractive.

**Drew Lane** (1:48)
But she has fallen into, I swear there's something going on with women her age, who aren't getting enough attention, who are really hot.
And she put out this sub-stack thing about how she's temporarily, she calls herself a serial monogamous, but that she's suspending that for now. Like in other words, I'm ready for a lot of dick right now.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:12)
Well, yeah, it's really weird. I think she wrote about how she had four dates or could have nailed these four guys.

**Drew Lane** (2:17)
Yeah, she could have had four dicks that were all really solid within one month.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:20)
Well, she said, I think it was like, I could have nailed four guys, but I didn't. I'm like, well, why didn't you?

**BranDon** (2:25)
Any girl can nail four guys.

**Drew Lane** (2:27)
No, I know that's the other part of it.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:29)
Go ahead.

**BranDon** (2:30)
Give it to me. Come on, you sissies, I can fit more of you.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:33)
I saw that and then I'm like, well, just let me know when you nail the four guys.

**BranDon** (2:35)
I don't really care.

**Drew Lane** (2:36)
No, she has to tell us how, you know, one of them used to run a country, one of them goes from district to district trying to save democracy.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:43)
Okay, well, then nail them.

**Karl Witherspoon** (2:44)
One of them is just super hot.

**Drew Lane** (2:46)
No, it was really annoying. And then she's putting out like bikini pictures and it's like, all right, what's going on with Brooke Baldwin? This is just really strange.
And I don't think it's just her too. I think the woman that gave the article to Vanity Fair about being Gavin Newsom's mistress. Did you read this story?

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:04)
No.

**BranDon** (3:04)
I did.

**Drew Lane** (3:05)
I actually subscribed to Vanity Fair so I could read the story. Oh, damn.

**BranDon** (3:09)
You should have checked my link.

**Drew Lane** (3:11)
Oh, I should have.

**BranDon** (3:11)
I went around.

**Drew Lane** (3:12)
Because I figured out this could potentially cost me $1,500 to read this article, $4 a month per year. And for the next 20 years, I forget to delete it when the one month trial phase is over, which I know I will forget. Is there anyone who has ever remembered to cancel something before a one month trial ended? I think so.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:27)
I said, I said, like, notifications and then the notification goes off. I'm like, all right, I'll have to set another one. And then I forget to set the second notification.

**Drew Lane** (3:34)
No, I'm completely screwed. But this woman, I think she's pissed because Gavin Newsom's book came out and he really said it was an incredibly brief and stupid affair, something to that effect. And so I think she couldn't bear to be so minimized. So she didn't want to go, it was not brief. This is going on for a while.