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**Conan O'Brien** (0:33)
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**Sona Movsesian** (1:14)
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**Conan O'Brien** (1:24)
Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, gang. Good to see you. Normally, we do a fan episode in this slot, but not the case today.
This is a follow up episode. This is part three of the gummies saga. Yes. Now, this all began a while ago when we were talking about gummies, and one thing led to another. Sona, you got me some gummies, and someone correct me if I'm wrong, but this company, Kamino. Yes. That's where you got the gummies. You gave me some. You guys were asking me, would you try some?
I've been very hesitant. I've done small bites of the sleep one, which seems to be good. Okay. That's fine. I've done very little of it, and I'm a big guy, so I'm probably not doing nearly enough. They sent some other ones, which I haven't really experimented with, to be honest with you, because my mind is a very strange place anyway, and I've never been anxious to enhance that in any way. But something arrived today, Sona. Oh, I sure did. You wanna talk about it?
**Sona Movsesian** (2:27)
Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff.
**Conan O'Brien** (2:34)
This has been your ploy since the beginning.
**Sona Movsesian** (2:36)
That's all I wanted. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it, but I just-
**Conan O'Brien** (2:43)
I was gonna say, you seem really concerned about me.
**Sona Movsesian** (2:45)
No, yeah, not at all. But no, you don't care. I mentioned the brand, and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed, and thanks to David Hopping, he's like, I think they messaged you, you have to check it. And then they said they wanted to send us stuff. My new best friend, Melissa, came by from Camino and gave-
**Matt Gourley** (3:04)
She came by personally?
**Sona Movsesian** (3:05)
She came by personally.
**Matt Gourley** (3:06)
To your house or-
**Sona Movsesian** (3:07)
No, no, here. Yeah, they were in the office.
**Conan O'Brien** (3:10)
Who's Melissa?
**Sona Movsesian** (3:11)
Melissa, she works in marketing at Camino.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:13)
Do you have her number?
**Sona Movsesian** (3:14)
I do, I do. And then she sent over-
**Conan O'Brien** (3:17)
Oh my God!
**Sona Movsesian** (3:18)
What?
**SPEAKER_7** (3:18)
This massive-
**SPEAKER_8** (3:20)
With the Yeti cooler?
**Sona Movsesian** (3:21)
Yeti cooler.
**SPEAKER_8** (3:22)
Melissa.
**Conan O'Brien** (3:23)
Wait, wait a minute. What if there's just like a spleen in there? It does look like there's a major organ in there.
**Sona Movsesian** (3:32)
Yes. Oh my God. It is a gigantic cooler that they sent. And you think, oh, maybe there's a few.
There's so many in here. And I can't tell you how, just what? Dump them out?
**Conan O'Brien** (3:48)
In the middle. Yeah, right here.
**Sona Movsesian** (3:52)
I just, hold on. Everyone calm down.
**Conan O'Brien** (3:54)
This is why Sona got.
**Matt Gourley** (3:56)
Oh my God. This is like Scrooge McDuck with all his gold coins, but just some pothead.
**Conan O'Brien** (4:05)
It has, this is incredible.
**Sona Movsesian** (4:06)
What a haul. It's unbelievable. The haul is unbelievable. They sent the mints I love. They sent all the things I love.
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