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**SPEAKER_5** (1:30)
A law firm offered a one million pound bonus to staff just for logging a million AI prompts, explicitly admitting they did not care what the staff actually did with the tool.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:41)
Yeah, I mean, humans will always optimize for the exact metric you hand them. It really doesn't matter how absurd the resulting behavior gets.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:49)
Right, you set a target and people just figure out the shortest path to hit it, even if that path completely undermines whatever you were originally trying to accomplish.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:57)
You see the exact same behavior over at Amazon, actually.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:00)
Oh, yeah, they had to pull their internal leaderboards down, right? Because employees were simply automating completely pointless tasks, just to climb the internal rankings.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:08)
Just generating volume to have volume.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:10)
Yeah, padding their stats with garbage data, just so their name would appear at the top of a companywide dashboard.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:16)
So how did the corporate mandate to adopt this technology become completely detached from producing actual value?
**SPEAKER_5** (2:23)
Well, think about the initial panic across the corporate world to force tech adoption over the last year. Every executive wanted to show they were ahead of the curve.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:33)
Right. Companies pushed incredibly hard for tool uptake using basically whatever levers they had available.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:40)
They threw financial incentives at people. They threw veiled threats about falling behind.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:44)
And they relied entirely on raw usage metrics, like basic token counts, prompt leaderboards, just these very crude measurements of activity.
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**SPEAKER_3** (3:12)
Because measuring visible metrics is easy. You can just put them on a dashboard, show that dashboard to a board of directors, and claim progress.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:19)
But it creates a complete illusion of actual adoption.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:22)
Yeah, there is a psychological aspect to this that leadership often misses. When you optimize for visible metrics rather than genuine behavioral change, the adoption looks highly successful on paper.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:33)
Right, the graphs go up and to the right.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:35)
Exactly. But it totally falls apart in practical application.
Employees are rational actors within the system you build for them.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:43)
So if the system rewards raw output without qualitative assessment, they will just give you raw output. Right.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:50)
They will not go through the cognitive friction of genuinely integrating a new tool into their workflow.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:56)
They just find the easiest way to make the graph go up. It is exactly like giving a drummer an award for the total number of beats they play during a song, entirely ignoring whether those beats actually serve the music.
**SPEAKER_3** (4:10)
That is a great analogy. Imagine being a recording studio and telling a session drummer they get paid 10 cents for every single time they hit a drum or a cymbal during a three-minute pop song.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:19)
What happens then? They are not going to play a rhythm.
**SPEAKER_3** (4:21)
No, they are going to play a continuous deafening drum roll for three minutes straight.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:26)
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