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Coming To America: The Markles Edition – October 14, 2026

The Drew Lane Show

October 15, 2026

The Markles are coming back to America for the Holidays & Drew's mental health is at risk, Dave Landau graces us with his presence, Shane Gillis is angering all the WOKE FAKE influencers, Diddy has a broken head, and Kelly Clarkson does her best Ellen DeGeneres impression.

Speakers Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Dave Landau, Jim Bentley

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

Drew Lane (0:00)

God bless you, you were a good whore. You serviced me like no other whore ever did.

Marc Fellhauer (0:07)

Not only my crank, but my heart. And I'm going to miss you.

Dave Landau (0:17)

The Drew Lane Show. I mean, it's just, I mean, the guy is just awful.

Jim Bentley (0:21)

He's as boring as fuck.

SPEAKER_6 (0:23)

You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

SPEAKER_3 (0:26)

Drew Lane?

SPEAKER_7 (0:27)

I don't know who he is.

Drew Lane (0:29)

Thank you, John.

Marc Fellhauer (0:31)

All right, all right.

Jim Bentley (0:33)

Yeah, that's me along with Dave Landau. Marc.

Drew Lane (0:36)

Hello.

Jim Bentley (0:37)

Jim Bentley got his top 10 What's your top 10, Jim?

SPEAKER_8 (0:40)

Top 10 movie soundtracks of the 90s.

Jim Bentley (0:43)

Oh, well, I'm intrigued by this.

SPEAKER_8 (0:45)

Oh, I like it.

SPEAKER_9 (0:47)

That's the first time I've gotten that in a long time.

Jim Bentley (0:49)

A lot of good candidates there, I would think. Wait, only 1990s though?

SPEAKER_8 (0:52)

Only 1990s.

Jim Bentley (0:53)

Well, there were a lot of good... I love the 90s for movies.

SPEAKER_8 (0:55)

Well, that was the time, really, soundtracks almost became mixtapes versus scores and...

Jim Bentley (1:02)

I don't know, soundtracks became cool in the 90s. Okay, the one that really, I think, is one of the all-time biggest selling albums ever is the Bodyguard soundtrack, right?

SPEAKER_8 (1:11)

Yeah, that's why it's number one on Jim's list. That and Titanic, one and two.

Jim Bentley (1:17)

Titanic, besides My Heart Will Go On, is there... What are the other big songs off Titanic?

SPEAKER_8 (1:23)

When the Levee Breaks, I think.

SPEAKER_10 (1:24)

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_11 (1:25)

I think that's on that.

SPEAKER_8 (1:26)

When the Levee Breaks? You don't remember that in Titanic? What, seriously?

SPEAKER_10 (1:29)

No. No, okay. I know, I'm like, what the are you talking about?

Marc Fellhauer (1:31)

Those Levee Breaks.

SPEAKER_8 (1:33)

Why would that be in the movie Titanic?

Jim Bentley (1:36)

I mean, who knows?

SPEAKER_10 (1:37)

Black Dog was in there.

SPEAKER_9 (1:38)

Are Kelly urinating?

Jim Bentley (1:41)

Well, I gotta tell you, we have two stories that I think are very, very important, and I'm so excited. I can't decide where to start, whether it's Kelly Clarkson at the Magic Store in Brooklyn, or Shane Gillis, the objectifier of women. They're both huge stories right now, and we've got a lot to break down. I think we'll start with Shane, but first I wanna mention Shane Roofing. 30 years, family owned, still here. Shane and Roofing, Michigan's most trusted roofer since 1995 Boy, they've become a big advertiser for us. And the reason is because they do such a great job.

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So Shane Gillis, oh my god, I want, Dave, do you have any idea how Shane is handling all this?

SPEAKER_9 (3:36)

Well, I did, I talked to him the day after, just to congratulate him for doing a good job. But he dropped an F-bomb and I thought it was funny because Charles Rocket dropped one and got fired, Kristen Stewart never invited back. So I was just curious, but no, he didn't care and you don't get in trouble for that anymore.

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