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Chris D'Elia (1:05)

Hey guys, welcome to episode 532 of Congratulations.

And it's time to party, or at least just listen to this podcast.

I am, so I literally just landed from Buffalo, New York, which is basically Canada. But don't tell them that, because if you tell them that, you'll get booed. But there will be, and here's the thing. When you're on stage in Buffalo, don't say, this is basically Canada, because you will get booed, however. It is okay ultimately, because there are enough people from Canada that drove over to see your shows, and they'll cheer for it. So kind of got out of that one. You know what I mean? Did it every show, they go boo, and then they'll be clapping, and they'll be like, hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it would turn into that. People from Toronto and stuff.

And so, you know, it's just kind of, well, well, look, it's America, you know? It is actually very American. I mean, the way that they do with the football is insane.

It's just, they had a game on Sunday versus the Patriots, and I guess they're rivals, probably, you know, because they're so close to each other. And oh my gosh, man, they lost. And it was like 9-11. And everyone was just walking around moping with their Bill's jerseys on, and their hats, and their pants, you know? I mean, honestly, if you're a fan of a team, that's fine. You know, it is, it really is. But don't have pants for the team, you know? Just put on a Bill shirt and go cheer, right? Pants is crazy.

Especially if, and I saw this, there are shirts and pants together that don't go together, but are still both Bill's things. That is the wackiest combo. Like a whole tracksuit makes more sense than one Bill's shirt and then also another different Bill's pants.

So I was in, and let me tell you something also, so happy that I was there for the not cold weather. Last time I was in Buffalo, it was in November, and it was just, I mean, frigid. And it's fine, it was frigid, but this one was not frigid, but it was still rainy and cold, and you go, why do people live here? But it was nice enough that it was okay, but whatever. Good food in Buffalo too. Really good food in Buffalo. So shout out to Buffalo, thanks for the great show. They were great crowds. I had a really good time, and I found a great gym that these dudes, I walked in and they were fans, and then they came to the show and they were great. Pro Muscle Lift Club or something. Go check it out in Buffalo, but it's a great gym. And I think it's fairly new, but they got a lot of great stuff in there. I like both of those dudes were great. That owned it. And so now I'm in, now I'm in, now I'm in, excuse me, America. Now I'm in LA and I am going to Europe in a few days. I'm going to Europe. I'm going to Paris, ah, Paris. I'm going to eat some croissants and, you know, maybe look at the Eiffel Tower. My goal is to be in France and not, and see if I can get away with not seeing the Eiffel Tower. That's my goal. Because I'm not doing what you want me to fucking do, dude. I'm not doing what everyone goes to France to do. Has anyone ever been to France for the first time and not seen the Eiffel Tower?

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I'm going to do it.

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I'm going to do that. Because dude, your boy goes against the grain, right?