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Coin Tossing for Cash? Plus King Scott's Walk of Shame, Diarrhea Diets & Hiking Gone Horribly Wrong

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

July 28, 2026

Nothing says "good morning" quite like realizing one of your coworkers completely disappeared. This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with full-on panic when King Scott doesn't show up for work. Is he okay? Did the baby arrive? Is there an emergency? Nope...he just slept through everything.
Speakers: King Scott, Rizz, Rafe Williams
**King Scott** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:06)
Come on, man.

**Rizz** (1:06)
A little early. At least you're early.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:09)
Uh-oh. Hey, guys.

**Rizz** (1:13)
If anybody sees King Scott out there, return him to work.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:15)
Yeah. Oh!
What if the baby...

**Rizz** (1:18)
Please return him to work.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:20)
What if something's going on with the baby? I don't know. I just started thinking. I don't know. We don't know where he is.
I'm worried. I'm worried about everything.

**Rizz** (1:28)
King Scott no-show. No call, no show.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:31)
He just quit. He just trained Devon on his job and he was like...

**Rizz** (1:34)
Devon, thanks for being here.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:35)
I know. Look at her, of course. There you go.

**Rizz** (1:38)
There's Devon.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:39)
It's good.

**Rizz** (1:40)
Well, Devon's been in the past couple of days training.
You know, a lot goes behind the scenes here. Oh, tell us. A lot goes on behind the scenes here, behind the curtain a little bit. So there's the podcast. There's a bunch of stuff that goes on. A lot of editing.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:53)
King Scott does a lot.

**Rizz** (1:54)
King Scott handles all that stuff. And King Scott's going to be out for, do you know what it's four weeks?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:01)
Of paternity leave?

**Rizz** (2:02)
Four weeks paternity leave.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:04)
That's it?

**Rizz** (2:05)
That's it.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:06)
I think I got like four days. That's plenty. When I was having kids.

**Rizz** (2:10)
Four weeks for a dude? Plenty.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:13)
Like, what's he doing that whole time?

**Rizz** (2:14)
Maybe two weeks too much. I'll be honest with you. You need two weeks and you're good.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:18)
He's going to be a very hands-on father. You didn't change diapers. I bet he will.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:22)
He should be doing night duty. That's what he should be doing.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:25)
Yeah, letting Al sleep.

**Rizz** (2:26)
What do you mean night duty?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:27)
On that first month, you take the night feedings and all that kind of stuff. Let her work up her.

**Rizz** (2:32)
So, put the baby to his breast?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:34)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:35)
No, I mean, she pumps and he heats it up. I can meet the parents.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:39)
He's got the nipple.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:40)
I don't know how they're doing it. Maybe they're doing it with the yellow can.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
Four weeks.

**Rizz** (2:43)
Four weeks for a dude? A bit excessive. I'll be honest with you.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:46)
Bond with your baby.

**Rizz** (2:47)
What are you going to do the whole time?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:49)
You're one of these, people don't need time off people.

**Rizz** (2:51)
I'm not saying don't need time off.

**King Scott** (2:53)
That's what you actually are saying. You're saying it without saying it.

**Rizz** (2:55)
I said four weeks is a lot. There we go.

**King Scott** (2:59)
No way. Is he okay? No way.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:02)
Is everything okay?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:03)
Well, he got the text. Will you be joining us today?

**Rizz** (3:05)
I will be joining. Wow. Daylight is not my favorite thing to wake up to and see.

**King Scott** (3:10)
Oh, he's alive.

**Rizz** (3:14)
Well, we do have the Clock of Shame, which I had, it's been a while.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:18)
Yeah, I started the stopwatch right at 6 a.m. You came running in quite delightfully and we're getting it out of its cabinet, the shame cabinet that it's in. And I go, what? You're like, King Scott's a no show.

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