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Clownvis Discovers Water, Lern Collects Cats & Halloween Gets Weird

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 16, 2026

Clownvis has discovered water, Lern is collecting cats like Pokémon, and somebody in Australia allegedly put snail poison in the office lunch. Happy Halloween, everybody.

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SPEAKER_2 (2:38)

Oh, man, it's Friday and it's sweater weather.

SPEAKER_4 (2:40)

It is!

SPEAKER_2 (2:40)

Oh, we're there, guys.

SPEAKER_4 (2:42)

I'm so happy.

SPEAKER_2 (2:43)

Walked out of the house today. Ooh, a little nip in the air.

SPEAKER_5 (2:46)

Well, this weekend's going to be perfect.

SPEAKER_2 (2:49)

Could be down in the 30s at some point this weekend.

SPEAKER_4 (2:52)

The 30s, guys.

SPEAKER_2 (2:53)

Let's go.

SPEAKER_4 (2:53)

I missed my jackets. I said this earlier in the week. I just miss them and I want to wear them.

SPEAKER_2 (2:58)

And ladies and gentlemen, to my right, wearing a super sweet leather jacket.

SPEAKER_6 (3:03)

It's leather jacket weather, baby.

SPEAKER_2 (3:04)

Making its return to the program. Clownvis.

SPEAKER_3 (3:08)

What's up, y'all? You look so cool. It's been a while.

SPEAKER_6 (3:10)

Good morning. This is my Halloween look. I thought you hated Halloween.

SPEAKER_3 (3:14)

I'm into it.

SPEAKER_6 (3:14)

Oh, I don't like it. No, I'm just committed to the bit. Because you hate dressing up. It's childish.

SPEAKER_2 (3:21)

You hate dressing up.

SPEAKER_6 (3:23)

I hate wearing silly costumes, but I do enjoy the spooky vibes.

SPEAKER_2 (3:26)

Well, listen, you've been on the road for the past couple months.

SPEAKER_6 (3:30)

It's been a very busy year.

SPEAKER_4 (3:32)

Very busy year for you. You've toured around the entire United States, it seems.

SPEAKER_6 (3:36)

This year, I will have gone literally everywhere in America and Canada and the Bahamas.

SPEAKER_2 (3:42)

Wow.

SPEAKER_6 (3:44)

How do you feel?

SPEAKER_4 (3:45)

Do you feel exhausted or do you feel energized?

SPEAKER_6 (3:47)

I feel younger than ever, better than ever.

SPEAKER_2 (3:49)

Well, and the year's not over yet.

SPEAKER_6 (3:51)

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (3:52)

You got like a little window where you're home.

SPEAKER_6 (3:54)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (3:54)

Where we could grab you to come in.

SPEAKER_6 (3:56)

Yeah. I got about another 20... I leave next week. I got about another 25 shows to go before the end of the year.

SPEAKER_2 (4:01)

Damn, right?

SPEAKER_6 (4:02)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (4:03)

Another 25 shows. And you feel good, huh?

SPEAKER_6 (4:05)

I feel really good. Do you know why? Why? I feel ridiculous saying this at this ripe old age of mine, but I started drinking water.

What? I swear to God, if anybody hasn't tried it...

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