Clownvis, Charity Heists & Wedding Dry Spells

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Clownvis (2:03)

Hey, this is Clownvis and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show.

Megan Little (2:06)

Happy birthday, Riz.

SPEAKER_4 (2:13)

I follow Maynard from Tool on Instagram and his handles, I am the briefcase.

It's Clownvis doing a birthday shout out, like a birthday cameo for, I guess, two crew members. No way. And I texted him, I go, dude, you're on, you're on Maynard's Instagram page.

SPEAKER_7 (2:46)

It's so cool.

Scott (2:47)

Yeah, his Maynard's wife is a huge, huge fan of Clownvis. So that's how he got connected with Maynard because she would hire him for private events in that place. And then now he's in the Maynard, all best buddies.

SPEAKER_4 (2:58)

Clownvis just went up a notch in my, in my book. And he was already up there, but now he's even more up there.

Hey, stealing is bad enough, right? But stealing from animals who are fighting for their health, this, God, this story got me. This story got me. I mean, that's a new level of low. So police in Pennsylvania caught up with a woman accused of swiping a charity donation jar right off the counter of a local vet clinic. God, how low? What a scumbag. How much of a scumbag do you have to be?

Rafe (3:35)

Cruella.

SPEAKER_4 (3:37)

To not just, you know, steal a charity jug, but from a vet clinic?

SPEAKER_7 (3:44)

Well, how many monies were in there?

SPEAKER_2 (3:46)

How many monies?

SPEAKER_7 (3:47)

How many monies? Like how much money could there be in that jar?

SPEAKER_4 (3:49)

500 bucks, they said.

Rafe (3:51)

That's many monies.

SPEAKER_2 (3:53)

That's many monies.

SPEAKER_4 (3:53)

That's many monies. Surveillance footage from this clinic caught the suspect right-handed. Before grabbing the jar, she even took some time to remove a sign explaining that the donations were for the Daisy Fund, which helps local pets get critical medical care. Now, once the sign was out of the way, she lifted the jar, tucked it under her jacket and walked right out the door.

The clinic order estimated between $450 and $500.

SPEAKER_7 (4:22)

Well, hopefully everybody rallies and they double that.

SPEAKER_4 (4:25)

God, I saw somebody stall once at a gas station. Remember, they used to have these cardboard, it was like...

Rafe (4:31)

With quarters for little kids. With the quarters for kids. With a little bald-headed kid.

SPEAKER_4 (4:35)

I haven't seen those in a long time. But I saw somebody, whoop, yank, right out.

Rafe (4:43)

Someone at a thrift store.

Made me feel weird. I was like, someone for sale, just like at a salvation...

SPEAKER_4 (4:51)

One for sale?

Rafe (4:52)

Like at a thrift store, just like on the shelf. What? That weird?

SPEAKER_4 (4:56)

Dang. I didn't know there was a market for those.

Rafe (4:59)

I was like, damn, I guess I didn't get enough quarters for that kid.

SPEAKER_4 (5:02)

And they put this little sign for sale?

Rafe (5:04)

It was like one of those... You know how the back of the thrift store had like that miscellaneous shelf with just junk from people's houses? That'll be like a buck for like an old tea pitcher. It'll just be weird. There's always like a weird... Or it'll be like a VCR that's been opened.