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Flava Breakfast
October 24, 2026
Azura and Charlie discuss something new, something old & something borrowed alongside the question master. This week, Charlie asks Azura her type, Producer Blake said something WILD to Azura, and some new has been revealed that has got the team HEATED.
Speakers Blake, Flava, Azura, Charlie
TopicsMusic
Blake (0:00)
Yeah, it's the Flava Breakfast Close Friends Podcast. What's up?
Flava (0:05)
What's goody? Flava Close Friends, baby.
Azura (0:09)
That definitely feels a little bit different, like it just being us two and not having Kay for, a close friend.
Flava (0:14)
Right, I know what you're saying.
Azura (0:15)
Because the last one was, you know, we were all together.
Charlie (0:17)
Us three, yeah.
Azura (0:18)
It is a bit different, it is a bit different. We've been talking to her this week. You know, she's been surviving the school drop-offs, just, just.
Charlie (0:26)
I've been looking at her socials, and bro, it's crazy. I mean, it's a, it's a massive transition from waking up in the mornings and coming to work, versus waking up in the mornings and getting the kids ready.
Azura (0:37)
100 percent, 100 percent.
Flava (0:39)
Hey, but we're going to keep it moving. That's what we promised her, and that's why we always do.
Azura (0:44)
It's always a vibe, and we always like to start off with a question.
Flava (0:51)
Question master.
Charlie (0:52)
All right, I've got a question for you as a relief.
Flava (0:54)
Okay.
Charlie (0:55)
So I've always wondered, because we had this little chat off air, and now it's really brought the thought to my mind.
Azura (1:05)
Oh, what? What?
Charlie (1:09)
What is your type? What is your type?
Azura (1:13)
I don't, I honestly don't have a type.
Flava (1:15)
Like this, like-
Charlie (1:16)
Wow, it was surprising for me to hear, because you've had, you know, in terms of-
Flava (1:23)
Are you gonna air my dirty laundry now?
Charlie (1:25)
No, no, no, no, but-
Azura (1:26)
No, I can air it, it's fine. Charlie will mince his words as well.
I promise you, every person I have been with in a relationship or been with, you would not be able to work out a type. My first boyfriend was-
Charlie (1:38)
That's what I'm saying.
Azura (1:38)
South African, and he was black. And you know, then I've had a Tongan boyfriend, I've had a white boyfriend, I've had a farmer boyfriend, I've had tall, short.
I've had scrawny, I've had larger. But it just, I don't, I don't know.
Charlie (1:52)
You don't discriminate it, it's just like-
Azura (1:53)
But whoever you vibe with. Yeah, I was gonna say. I don't know, like for me, I just do not even think about it. But I guess I do have a type, it's just not a physical thing.
One of my friends made the point of it is, they have to be clean. Like, it's a non-negotiable for me. I'm not like super, I'm not OCD or nothing, but I'm a clean person and I want to be with someone that thinks, like, who would think.
Charlie (2:20)
So you have no type.
Azura (2:23)
But I have requirement, I have boundaries of requirements.
Charlie (2:25)
Yeah, there are requirements and there are standards. So like, they've got to, hygiene's a massive part, and they've got to have a good vibe.
Azura (2:32)
No, I mean clean, like as in, bin needs to be, do it. You empty the bin, you realize it stinks, wash it out.
Flava (2:38)
What's wrong with you? Do you know what I mean?
Azura (2:40)
Like, why do I have to do that? I could not be with someone that does not think like that. That does not see the shower's duty and thinks, I'll just give it a little quick wipe, or bathroom sink, same thing, or like spits their toothpaste, and then like doesn't wash it away.
That's crazy to me.
Blake (2:55)
Yeah.
Charlie (2:55)
Cool, no.
Flava (2:56)
So that's my number one requirement, I guess. All right, let's move on to...
Blake (3:03)
It's the Flava Breakfast Close Friends Podcast.
Azura (3:07)
Something new. I feel like we need producer Blake in for this, because it was actually a comment.
Charlie (3:13)
This is quite a crazy comment, too.
Azura (3:15)
It was a comment that he sent.
Blake (3:16)
It is crazy.
Azura (3:18)
Well, something new is something that you've never heard before on the show.
Charlie (3:21)
Well, we all know.
Blake (3:21)
And you never will.
Charlie (3:22)
Right, right, so we all know that Azura just had her surgery.
Flava (3:25)
Yep.
Charlie (3:26)
And this is...
Azura (3:27)
She shield surgery.
Charlie (3:29)
Yeah.
Flava (3:30)
To help out with my lady abyss.
Azura (3:32)
I had to have surgery to prevent cancer earlier on in the year, and yeah, it's honestly super minor.
I've just got to be put to sleep when they do these sort of procedures because I have a condition where I black out. I black out when that area is getting attention. Let's put it that way. So, and I learned that the hard way by blacking out twice. So anyways, I had this scheduled surgery, and I was telling producer Blake this morning, I said, man, I don't even want to say it.
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