CLOSE FRIENDS: Charlie ruined a wedding!

Blake (0:00)

It's the Flava Breakfast Close Friends Podcast.

Charlie (0:04)

G'day and welcome everybody to Close Friends. Close Friends is, you know, we keep this, a tight knit little, a little circle of friends, and this is where we go rogue.

Azura (0:12)

Circle of trust.

Charlie (0:13)

This is where we go rogue, up the guts, no breaks, man. Back fence running and all this.

And you know what, man, like, Azura swears on this, cause you can do that.

Azura (0:22)

You've sworn on this too, sir.

Charlie (0:24)

I used to, but like, you know, some of the things that we say on here, we cannot say on here. Otherwise, you know, we might get canceled.

Azura (0:31)

Well, we would actually, we would get fined, is what it is. But here, it's like a podcast format, so we can say whatever we want. And we always started off with...

Charlie (0:41)

Question master.

Azura (0:42)

Yes, it is a question. And this time I'll be asking Charlie, question, cause obviously we've done a car swap for this week.

Charlie (0:50)

Yeah.

Azura (0:52)

Cause you lost the bet. Kiwis beat Tonga in the rugby league semifinals.

Is it true, cause you've been saying this on air, but is it true that you actually like my Auris?

Charlie (1:04)

Bro, here's the thing, man. Cause I don't know whether you're just like, I just want people to know. I just want people to know, this is close friends. Like, I don't give a rat ass what car I drive. I don't even care. Like, I know people are probably making a big deal out of this. And it's because I've been adding the GST on it, but just to, for the record, I didn't care. Like, I love the car. That is convenient. I could get through, like, you know, tight spaces, gases, all good. And it's just a cool car to drive, bro.

Not being so low to the ground.

So I do like the Oris. I do. But, you know, just before I even started driving these types of cars, like, I did have a, my first ever car was a, it wasn't mine, but it was a hand me down from my older brother. It was a Suzuki Vitara. And this car was the car. All my brothers always drove, we all drove this car, took turns on it. And the state of the car is way worse than, than your third Oris. It's so bad.

Azura (2:07)

I would hope so. I bought mine brand new off the lot.

Charlie (2:10)

No, no, no. Your car's still brand new, low case.

Bro, this was like, it went through the trenches.

Azura (2:17)

Is it still making that squealing noise? Your car? Yeah.

Charlie (2:21)

Look at you, bro. One week of driving a Range Rover, and you're forgetting how your car sounds. It does.

Azura (2:28)

I really thought, with everything you've put my car through for content, I really did think you were going to take it to a mechanic.

Charlie (2:34)

Your car is hearty, bro. Your car has heart.

Azura (2:36)

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you got my car towed, you've turned it into a clown car, you've done everything under the sun to that car.

Charlie (2:46)

I mean, I only got a few more days.

Azura (2:48)

He did everything but go and ask a mechanic why my car is making a squealing noise. Short bro.

Charlie (2:53)

I do have a few more days. And he knows mechanics. I do, I do.

Well, the last few days I have with the car, I wanna really see how far I can take this. I wanna really see how much heart the aurus has. I wanna see the total aurus working under fatigue. I wanna see the total aurus being in the trenches.

Azura (3:19)

What is that? What is that?

Charlie (3:22)

What?

Azura (3:22)

What does that mean?

Charlie (3:23)

I wanna take it to its limits.

Azura (3:25)

Yeah, what does that mean?

Charlie (3:27)

I wanna see if I can drive the total aurus all the way down to the South Island at one stage.

Azura (3:31)

You're so full of shit. You don't even have time to do that. Oh my God. Do it on Christmas. You are annoying. Let's move on to...

Blake (3:43)

Yeah, it's the Flava Breakfast Close Friends Podcast.

Azura (3:46)

Something new. Something new is something you have never heard before and something you will never hear on normal radio. But guess what?

This is Close Friends, baby. So this is the exclusive...

Charlie (4:00)

What we do, this thing called On Report, and our boy, producer Blake, he comes in and he puts either myself or Azura or Hats, anybody, right, on radio. And when we read out the report, it's radio friendly.