CLOSE FRIENDS: Azura knows how to mix Kava?!

Charlie (0:00)

Yeah, it's the Flava Breakfast Close Friends Podcast.

SPEAKER_2 (0:03)

Ooh, welcome family and friends.

Azura (0:07)

Oh, I hope there's none of my family listening to this.

Charlie (0:10)

Okay, let me run that back again. Welcome, guys.

Azura (0:13)

And gals, and everybody in between.

Charlie (0:14)

Welcome, guys and gals, and everybody in between. This is our Close Friends. This is where we go rogue. Bro, there are no breaks on this, bro. It's full steam ahead. When I say that, it's whatever comes to mind, we say it.

Azura (0:28)

Yeah, this is where we go rogue.

Charlie (0:31)

Off the record, all that whole carry on.

Azura (0:33)

We can swear, we can talk about the things that wouldn't go on a normal show. And we always start every single episode with...

SPEAKER_2 (0:39)

Question Master.

Charlie (0:41)

All right, so this question, this is based around this whole bet that we got going. So let's just say, hypothetically, Donga beats Kiwis. Now, let's be serious now, okay? I need you, Azura...

Azura (0:53)

When is it not being serious?

Charlie (0:55)

I need you to really think about this. You got the whole weekend to think about this, even when you're watching the game. Let's say, you know, it's Friday.

Azura (1:01)

Is this even going to be a question?

Charlie (1:03)

This is a question, right? Let's say Donga beats Kiwis, and your bet, my bet for you is to go and dour, serve Kava, right? So you're obviously going to go on a Friday, and you're going to serve Kava at a Kava club. And let's say they enjoy your company, because you are cool to hang around with. And then let's say they say, hey, can you stay a little bit longer?

Listen, and you'll be like, a little bit longer, why are you like, no, we're enjoying this, or the boys are loving it, and we're willing to pay you $1,000 to stay back for an extra day.

Azura (1:34)

Nah.

Charlie (1:34)

No, no, no, no.

Azura (1:37)

I'll tell you what, they can pay me $1,000 to stay until three in the morning.

That's really late. $1,000 to stay, let's say, if they want me to stay until 6 a.m., they can give me $1,000. I'm not staying till 6 in the morning.

Charlie (1:57)

Okay, so you will take that offer. Why?

Azura (2:00)

Because you gotta remember. To be honest, bro, I wouldn't take the money for it. Like, this is a bet. I know that we talk a lot of shit, but at the end of the day, You gotta honor your bet. I'm honoring the bet. No, no, no.

Charlie (2:15)

Bet aside. This is bet aside.

Azura (2:17)

Would I just offer money?

Charlie (2:18)

No, no, no. You've already done the bet. You're there, right? And you're enjoying it now, and it's different to what you're seeing on the internet and all this. You're loving the company. You're loving the singing, the snacks, there's everything is going fine, but then they're enjoying it too.

And what if they were to say to you, Azura, if you stay until seven o'clock Saturday morning, we will pay you an extra thousand dollars. Would you, Azura Lane, take that $1,000 and stay for some extra hours? And bear in mind, I'm not staying that long.

Azura (2:49)

I would, because I need the money.

Charlie (2:50)

So you would?

Azura (2:51)

My sort of thing is like, bro, once it gets to two in the morning, come on, guys, you know, like, this is a bit...

Charlie (2:57)

Just so you know as well, like this could be a win-win situation for you, because dollars get paid.

Azura (3:01)

Dollars get paid, though. The thing is that... And do you want to know how much a dollar gets paid? I don't want to get paid. How much?

Charlie (3:06)

Bro, they can make up to about $700 a night.

Azura (3:09)

But this is the thing, I don't want to take anyone's money. I'll do the Kava, but like... I'll take it. Like at the end of the day, this is the thing.

People can't take the piss and actually just like... No one's gonna take the piss. And the reason why it would actually take me a lot to stay till seven in the morning, bro, is because I have not seen some of my closest friends, a couple of them, for over six months. It has been four months. We have had this Saturday afternoon activity booked with each other. There's about 10 of us. I'm the one that organized it. So I can't just be serving Kava willy-nilly all weekend. I actually have to be at this thing. Like, I have to. Like, I, that is what it is.