Cloning Hair, Tramp Stamps & The Quest for the Perfect Donut

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.

Rizz (0:29)

All right, St. Louis Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier, because yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. Tell them you heard about it on the Rizz Show. Go to thehappyroof.com, thehappyroof.com, or call 314-665-3001.

That's 314-665-3001, the Happy Roof Co. Because who doesn't want a happy ending?

Rafe (1:32)

Hey, it's Rafe. I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American Morgan. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get scam letters left and right.

SPEAKER_4 (1:37)

You know, Rafe, that information you close your loan is public record, so people get all kinds of junk in the mail. This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone. After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends. Your home is the biggest investment you're going to make in your life. Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?

Rafe (1:53)

Call the guy you can count on. It's Stew, 314-324-4440, or Google the bagel loan, NLS number 226-715.

Rizz (2:06)

A little early, Moon.

Moon (2:09)

There was a ramp to it.

Rizz (2:09)

I hope your timing is better for Saturday.

Moon (2:12)

My timing will be perfect.

Rizz (2:13)

All right. Because if this is any indication.

Devon (2:16)

What?

Lern (2:17)

What's going to happen at Greek Fire?

Rizz (2:19)

You're beat off.

Lern (2:21)

I am so stoked for that show.

Rizz (2:22)

Beat off.

Devon (2:23)

Excuse me, what?

Lern (2:24)

I'm excited to hear some new music because contrary to what people believe, like working with you every day, people probably think like we get to hear this stuff. We don't. Maybe Rizz does.

I have not heard and I don't want to hear it. I'm excited to know what exactly that's going to sound like.

Rizz (2:38)

I got to hear new stuff.

Moon (2:39)

It's different.

Rizz (2:40)

It was good.

Lern (2:41)

Very good.

Rizz (2:42)

That's all I'm going to say.

Moon (2:43)

It's different. We're doing at least three new songs live.

Rafe (2:48)

It's very André 3000 flute apple.

Lern (2:50)

Yes.

Moon (2:51)

No flute. I couldn't find my flautist.

Rizz (2:53)

It's very cool. It's four tracks of just oboe.

Moon (2:57)

And tuba.

Rizz (2:59)

Oboe and tuba?

Lern (3:01)

All that smack we were talking about at tuba a couple of weeks ago.

Rizz (3:04)

I got dinner at seven, so I should be good to see you guys.

Moon (3:07)

Yes. Show is at eight. It's perfect timing, dude.

Devon (3:11)

Okay, great. You've timed it perfect.

Moon (3:12)

VIP is six, door is at seven, show at eight.

Rizz (3:16)

Yeah, I'm gonna cruise over. I think I made uber. I think it's an uber night.

Lern (3:19)

Wow.

Moon (3:20)

We look forward to that. That means act three of my set is gonna sound perfect to you.

Lern (3:25)

All of a sudden, Rizz just meanders on stage.

Rafe (3:28)

This is the greatest show I've ever seen.

Rizz (3:30)

I was watching an old clip of Guns N Roses at the Ritz in 1987 They were just playing the Appetite for Destruction record. And during one of the songs, I want to say, it was Sweet Child of Mine, Dave Mustaine from Megadeth just wanders up on stage. Hello, everybody.

Devon (3:48)

He wasn't in trouble. Tell me.

Lern (3:49)

It's me.

Devon (3:50)

He didn't say anything.

Rafe (3:51)

She had a smile that seemed to me.

Rizz (3:54)

He was so hammered, he just wandered up on stage.

Rafe (3:56)

Is that a piano?

Lern (3:57)

That's ridiculous.

Rizz (3:59)

And I'm watching the clip, I'm like, all right, man, is that Dave Mustaine? And you read the caption, Dave Mustaine from Megadeth just wanders up on stage.

Lern (4:06)

What a wild guy.

Rafe (4:07)

Have you ever met him?

Rizz (4:08)

Yes.