Clavicular charged with felony SA - H3 After Dark #104

Ethan Klein (0:00)

Hey, I like your new RAV4.

Kate Fang (0:02)

Thanks, yours too.

David (0:03)

What does RAV stand for anyway? To me, it's the Remarkably Advanced Vehicle.

Kate Fang (0:08)

Really?

David (0:09)

To me, it's the Runway Approved Vehicle for its amazing style.

SPEAKER_4 (0:12)

What about Remarkably Adaptable Vehicle because of its versatile cargo space?

Kate Fang (0:16)

Or Really Admired Vehicle?

David (0:18)

Oh, or Really Awesome Vehicle?

Ethan Klein (0:20)

It really is the Recreational Activity Vehicle.

David (0:24)

The stylish 2026 Toyota RAV4 Limited. What's your RAV4? Four, three, two.

Kate Fang (0:41)

Oh, my God.

Ethan Klein (0:42)

Okay.

Kate Fang (0:43)

Okay. Who are these people? David.

Ethan Klein (0:50)

David, fix us.

David (0:51)

David. Okay. Fine.

Ethan Klein (0:54)

Now.

Kate Fang (0:55)

Hi.

Ethan Klein (0:57)

The saddest part is I was dancing.

Kate Fang (1:00)

Me too. I was ready.

I was ready to go. Got your ass. Hello, everyone. We're here.

Ethan Klein (1:06)

You got us. Remember you said, remember, oh, no, it's Galea. She said, I shouldn't, shouldn't believe before the episodes.

Kate Fang (1:16)

She did say that. She said she's team.

Ethan Klein (1:18)

I took it to heart, and I made the decision that I wasn't going to do it anymore.

Kate Fang (1:22)

Really? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Ethan Klein (1:26)

I couldn't stick to it. I'm mad high right now.

Kate Fang (1:29)

I was going to say.

Ethan Klein (1:30)

Yeah. But I may. I did make the decision. I was like, you know what? Next one. Also, let's do two in a row.

Kate Fang (1:36)

I was going to say, how long did that conviction last? Because I do know as the main show started. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're lucky.

Ethan Klein (1:52)

I was like, wow, wow, wow. I was like.

Kate Fang (2:01)

Oh, God, what was that? That was that creepy thing you did last time.

Ethan Klein (2:05)

That's how you make a Duncan morning rap.

Kate Fang (2:08)

The wake up rap.

Ethan Klein (2:09)

The wake up rap. God, you know, if I did it, if I if I would have just not, if I wouldn't have been, if I, you know, if I had to, if I was in my street. Exactly, dude.

Because we've got a huge, huge video today about. Tell him, Kate.

Kate Fang (2:28)

Yeah, we're talking about Clavicular, who is now facing potentially life in prison. This is not a joke.

Ethan Klein (2:38)

This is not actually what the main title, what the video was.

Kate Fang (2:41)

Yeah, this is not clickbait. It's actually a follow up to a story about him that we talked about back in May. And we totally called it. And by we, I mean me. We knew that criminal charges were coming.

So he is in deep shit, actually for something that happened in Massachusetts. This is actually a very heavy Massachusetts episode because we are also talking about the most insane lesbian bar drama you guys have ever or will ever hear. And it happens to be going down like an hour from where I live.

Ethan Klein (3:21)

Lesbian bar drama is drama at a lesbian bar or lesbians in drama at a bar?

Kate Fang (3:28)

It's all of it. It's all, it is, you guys don't know that people like this exist in real life, and you're about to learn.

Ethan Klein (3:36)

Lesbians, I do.

Kate Fang (3:37)

I work with them.

This is Western Massachusetts lesbians and queer people, and you are about to learn that there are real people behind those accounts you think are bots on Twitter and Instagram. So we have quite a roller coaster ahead, and I am here to shepherd you, to shepherd you through this because I know the region well. Seen a lot of lesbian music there.

Ethan Klein (4:10)

You're going to take us to a gay bar.

Kate Fang (4:12)

Yeah, I want to take it to a gay bar. Yeah, I love that.

Ethan Klein (4:15)

David, you don't know that one, eh? That one's very, like, you could be born in 1979 and catch that one.

David (4:22)

Yeah, no, but shout out Buscati Jones for saying lesbian Yahoo.

Kate Fang (4:26)

Good one, Buscati's always on it. Always on it.

David (4:30)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (4:32)

What are you gonna say? Shut up.

Kate Fang (4:35)

Shout out Hashbrowns.

David (4:37)

Fuck yeah.

Ethan Klein (4:37)

I was gonna shout out the police, but I decided against it.

David (4:42)

Good call.

Kate Fang (4:42)

Let's decide against that forever.

Yeah, so those are the big stories. We also have this kid that we didn't get to last time, Mighty Mike Plays, who supposedly is a nine-year-old kid who used his father's company credit card and charged over $100,000 in YouTube ads. King. His father got fired. King.