Cinephobe Ep 327: 30 Minutes or Less

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From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

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I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

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On October 14th, the Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

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That family wasn't real.

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You sure about that?

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I had a father called Vision.

Anthony Mayes (0:50)

How is this possible?

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Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest.

Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Streaming October 14th, only on Disney+.

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Zach Harper (2:30)

This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this.

Amin Elhassan (2:42)

This is when the line between reality and art gets real blurry because I wonder, this idea of the citrus community, which I don't think has been championed anywhere other than in Cinephobe. Plus, Illuminati and Lemonati, I can't help but think that whoever came up with this campaign might be a fan.

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It's the point. It's the point of the show.

Zach Harper (3:06)

Isn't it?

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Isn't it?

Zach Harper (3:07)

It's possible. I don't understand what this podcast is about.

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Poppycock.

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The. On a weekly basis, we are consuming more concentrated bad movies.

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Poppycock.

Zach Harper (3:22)

What story?

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What story? What are you talking about?

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Do you want lunch?

Zach Harper (3:30)

I have yet to laugh in this movie. I'll just tell you that.

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You picked this motherfucker.

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You know what the problem of Hollywood is?

They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.

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I was legitimately offended.

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You were offended?

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I was offended.

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I didn't know you could get offended.

Amin Elhassan (3:53)

I was offended.

Anthony Mayes (3:54)

This did it.

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If I were gay, I wouldn't be offended. Inconsequential detail after inconsequential detail after inconsequential detail.

Anthony Mayes (4:08)

Bees don't lie.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Amin Elhassan (4:13)

I'm holding a mic in my hands and now I'm talking all the way.

Zach Harper (4:35)

Welcome to Cinephobe. For the podcast, we break down the movies you're afraid to meet your love. I'm Zach Harper, that's Amin Elhassan, that's Anthony Mayes. Oh, you can listen to this wherever you want to. Just keep in mind that it's fuck ice at all times, forever.

Anthony Mayes (4:48)

Spotify is where you can vote in the poll, like the poll for Cyborg, 63% phobe, 37% phile.

Zach Harper (4:56)