Chris Hansen: Demon Hunter?

Jason Carpenter (0:01)

Is Chris Hansen, world-famous pedophile hunter, actually a professional demon hunter as well?

Then we take a look at a drug, a very popular drug, that has a bizarre side effect. It causes... I mean, how many times does it have to happen before they took it off the market? It causes your legs to explode. It's a real drug. It's not... Bugs Bunny didn't make it. And then we take a look at a bizarre story involving a man in a mysterious vision. What would you do if the house you had dreamt about years ago laid in front of you on an empty road, one lonely night?

Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.

Hey, everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Garbiner. I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day too. I hope you guys had an awesome weekend. We got a ton of stuff to cover today. So first off, running into Dead Rabbit Radio command. Everyone get on your feet and give it up for our newest Patreon supporter, Jack Sanders. Yeah. Woohoo. He's running on in, running on in from his last appearance on Dead Rabbit Radio, which was the Catfizz episode. This is the one where I turned into a Catfizz-fueled Michael Jackson. Jack Sanders is our newest Patreon supporter. That is why he is going to be our Captain R pilot this episode. If you guys can't support the show financially through the merch store, the Patreon, or the live streams, it's totally fine. It really is. It just helps spread the word about Dead Rabbit Radio. That helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know. Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. Jack, let's go ahead and get this party started. I'm going to go ahead and toss you the keys to the hair hovercraft everyone climb on board as Jack hovers us out of Dead Rabbit Radio Command all the way out to India.

We're in India and we're sitting there at the mouth of a cave watching rain fall.

I go, we better get in the cave. Come on, let's crawl in the cave a little bit more so we don't get wet. You're like, I don't know about this. We're sitting there in the cave, and then you sit on something, and you're like, well, that's weird. I go, what are you sitting on? You're like, it feels round, and you're kind of rolling your butt around.

Can you just look and see? Nope, you got to feel it with your butt. You're rolling your butt around on the ground, and you go, well, it feels round but kind of lumpy at the same time, maybe a bit of an oval. And I was like, tell me more. And you go, Jason, I don't know. Just, what am I sitting on? A bowling ball? I've been sitting on a bomb. What am I sitting on? And I shine a flashlight, and you're sitting on a human head. And you go, wow, I didn't expect that. That's horrifying. I'm all laughing.

Oh, you contaminated a crime scene. You're sitting on a human head, and you freak out, and you jump up, and then you fall down in a pile of body parts. Jason, this isn't funny. Is this true crime? And then we go back to the time of Jack the Ripper's, and they throw prostitute guts right into your face.

Well, here's the thing, OK? So I saw that movie Primetime, the Chris Hansen movie, which I had really been looking forward to. I'm a big Chris Hansen fan. I knew going in was going to make him look bad. But as a creative person, I'm I understand taking creative liberties. I knew it wasn't really going to be an accurate version of him. But I didn't expect this.

Didn't had no idea that this was going to be Chris Hansen's character. And this is the movie is really boring. I'm going to tell you, so I did a YouTube review of it, and I'm not going to go through the whole review. But this was really intriguing to me. The first 45 minutes is Chris Hansen as a slimy journalist. All he wants to do is have the best ratings. He wants to be the biggest show on television. Helping kids really isn't a factor. Can he catch a whale? Can he get a huge pedophile on the show that will make his show number one? So we can finally beat the polar bears on Lost. It's super bizarre. But anyway, so far, I didn't even know there were polar bears. It makes me want to watch Lost, actually. It's like prime time, shmime time. Maybe Chris Hansen was right. But anyway, that's the first 45 minutes of the movie. But here's the movie is boring. It's really boring. So I don't recommend watching it. But 45 minutes into the movie, about halfway through the movie, this would have been a way better movie. I honestly can make a better movie using all the same footage they shot for prime time with maybe like one or two voiceover narrations. I can make the movie way more compelling, way better. But anyway, so it turns out this decoy on the show is kind of having cold feet. It really depends on what scene, because sometimes he's gung ho about it. In the next scenes, he's like, Oh, I don't know, Chris. I don't know if I want to do this. So the next thing he's gung ho about it. It's really inconsistent characters all around. But halfway through the movie, when decoy Dan is deciding, I don't know if I want to do this anymore. Chris Hansen goes, you see this bracelet? See this bracelet? He pulls his sleeve down. He's wearing a bracelet. He goes, back when I was in India, because he's an Emmy Award-winning journalist. Chris Hansen has done journalism for decades, even before To Catch a Predator came out. He goes, back in 1996, I was in India, investigating the child slave trade. And children begin to disappear. But it wasn't the slavers that was taking them. Something was kidnapping kids from villages. It was methodical, Chris Hansen explains. It would never take more than one or two children from any village. And it would never strike the same village twice. These kids would go missing.