Chicken Fingers, Bagpipes & A Sugar Daddy's Wild Ride

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
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**Dan** (0:53)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:15)
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**SPEAKER_1** (1:23)
So what are we celebrating today? A couple things we're celebrating today. Today is a National Chicken Finger Day. That's right, National Chicken Fanger Day.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:30)
What's up, Chicken Fingers?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:34)
So go grab some fangers.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:35)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:37)
Maybe it's a Cane's Day for you, I don't know.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:38)
Oh, maybe it is. Maybe it is. Probably only for me on this show.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:40)
Only for you on that show, yeah. It's for Scott, National Walk on Stilts Day.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:47)
Yay, finally.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:48)
I know. It's huge. You wait every year.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:50)
I know. It takes forever.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:53)
National Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day. That's a thing.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:58)
I repotted a house plant this weekend.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:00)
It's designed as a fun, silly way to bond with your indoor greenery. The idea is to physically bring your house plants outside for some extra natural sunlight, fresh air, and maybe even a stroll in a wagon or stroller around the yard. If I see somebody walking around my neighborhood with a stroller full of plants, I'm calling the nuthouse.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:19)
Get the nuthouse.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:20)
Get the van.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:22)
What if they're on stilts though, Karen?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:24)
That's fine.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:25)
You know what? I've been burned so much in my life by fiddle leaf fig trees because I love them and they're so beautiful. And I've tried to grow them in my house and it's just not working. I moved them into different rooms. And this week I had like a baby one and I only spent $15 on it. Because sometimes these things are like 80 bucks, dude. Like these are expensive ass trees.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:42)
Oh yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:43)
And I got a little baby one and it's probably going to be dead by Italy.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:46)
I think today's not the day to take your house plants for a walk because as soon as it goes outside, they're going to be dead. It's too hot out.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:53)
Yeah, plants hate being outside.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:55)
It's also bagpipe appreciation day. Heck yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:02)
Hell no.
Hell no. No.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:06)
Bagpipe appreciation day. I love it.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:09)
You just don't understand.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:11)
I guess I don't.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:12)
You don't understand the bag.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:15)
I guess I don't. Love them or hate them.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:16)
You got to be my people to enjoy them.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:18)
There's no denying the power of the bagpipes.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:21)
Get a bagpipe guy to come out for the rage tribute for Rizz's birthday and really give him what he deserves.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:27)
That's not a bad idea.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:29)
There are no bagpipes in Rage Against the Machine songs.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:32)
Any pipers out there, you let me know. We'll start it off.
Do you think if there's enough bagpipes just rocking, that it turns Scots into robots, like a brain trigger?

**SPEAKER_6** (3:47)
I think so because I always respond. As soon as it happens, I immediately go to attention.